MHA But me and My Friend do the chaos (Discontinued)

Starrs Friends With Sleep Deprived Barney!?

It's a couple weeks from the sports festival and everyones excited I'm still working on helping Ojiro not be so average though. While I'm doing that Starrs plotting ways to murder Bakugou. Today something weird happened though.

After the bell rang we tried to leave the classroom as usual, but a hoard of people were standing in front of the door. I was ready to hose them all away from the door.

Brow hair girl points out the obvious question lingering "U-Um, why the heck are you all here?".

Everyone starts speaking but I stop paying attention to them because I'm looking for water to shoot at them. Bakugou goes " they're scouting out the competition Idiots we're the class that survived a real villain attack." but speaking for him is a generally bad idea.

So Starr says "Nerd!" this of course causing him to explode.

"Who are you calling a nerd you damn nerd!" Bakugou retorts.

"But you just called us all idiots so how does that work." Starr reply's.

"JUST SHUT UP YOU DAMN EXTRA!" Bakuhoe yells.

"You can't just go around calling people extras Bakugou." Iida tries to say.

"Stay out of this four eyes!" Bakugou continues.

"Could we please just all calm down." Midoriya says trying and failing to defuse the situation.

"Broccoli head have you met Bakubitch, his head is hotter than the fucking sun." I explain.

"Ally that is no language for a hero." Iida lectured.

I flipped him off as retort as Starr said "Shut the fuck up."

The a sleep deprived purple haired dude who looks like Mr.Aizawas secret love child pushs past the crowd and begins to speak "I heard you class was impressive but you all just look like a mess. Its sad to come here just to find a bunch of unorganized ego maniacs. I wanted to be in the hero course but like many others here, I was forced to choose a different track. Such is life."

I yell "Sucks to suck."

And Starr responds with "Boo-Hoo bitch."

Barney's head turns like like he's a damn owl as he looks at Starr and contemplates his life choices before asking "What are you doing here?"

"I'm in class, I don't skip school dumbass." Starr explains.

"Well anyways I didn't cut it the first time around, but I have another chance. If any of us do well in the sports festival,-"

"Then you're a sussy Baka." Starr interrupts.

Barney glares at her and I enjoy the confusion on everyone's faces. Then Sleep deprived Barney continues his probably well planned speech "the teachers can decide to transfer us to the hero course-"

Starr interrupts again "I don't think you want to be transferred to the hero course."

Barney death glares her before continuing "and they'll have to transfer people out to make room."

"Finally Bakugou will be transferred out of here." Starr says.

Bakugou just looks back and flips her off and she flips him off back.

Shinso tries again to finish his speech "Scouting the competition? Maybe some of my peers are, but I'm here to let you know if you don't bring your very best, I'll steal your spot from right under you. Consider this a declaration of war."

"Omg I can't believe this betrayal."Starr interrupted again.

"Well to be fair I didn't know you even went to UA." Shinso tried to defend.

"But you still declared war with me." Starr said.

Shinso sighs before once again being interrupted, but this time by a gray haired. "Hey you! I'm from Class 1-B next door to you! We heard you fought some villains and I came to see if that was true. But you're just a bunch of brats who thinks you're better than the rest of us!" He shouts.

"That's only Bakugou and his superiority complex OKAY!" I shout.

"Shut the hell up! What do you know about me!" Bakuhoe yelled.

"Well talk all ya want! It'll just be more embarrassing when you're KO'd. Don't you ignore me!" Spoon head continued to shout.

Bakugou unexpectedly did the mature thing for once and walked away and red head dude who I have dubbed Jaws because of his shark teeth tried to convince him to resolve the conflict. I turn to Starr to ask how she knew koolaid head while our classmates complain about how Bakugou made everyone our enemy.

"So how do Barney?" I ask.

"Bitch what the fuck?" Starr questions.

"You know koolaid head who just walked in and who's speech you just interrupted?" I explain.

"Oh, do you mean Aizawas secret love child?" Starr answers. As she says that I see pokeballs head perk up. Suspicious.

This was how I met Starrs New Friend Barney