MHA But me and My Friend do the chaos (Discontinued)

Dating Door Drama

Well it was just a average Tuesday until at the end of class Starr announced her and Uraraka were dating. What the? how? why? what? I can't believe she was dating someone and I only just realized. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck I'm dead I'm a dead girl walking.

Before I can continue thinking about My inevitable demise Bakugou suddenly stands up banging his hands on the table. "HEY YOU FROZEN LOSER YOU CANT BE WITH HER BECAUSE IM IN LOVE WITH YOU."he proclaims.

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK FUCK.

I have to be dreaming now. I can't believe what Bakugou just said. Nononononono. Starrs gonna murder him. I'm not ready to go to jail. They don't have mochi there noooooooo. Bakugou whyyyyy.

What the fuck is happening today. I think Starr might be a anime protagonist building a harem or something. I understand Uraraka but BAKUGOU no impossible. I look at Starr who's about to murder Bakugou, Midoriya trying to stop her, and think about how in the world Bakuhoe survived so long when he made enemies with one of the most homicidal people in this class, no school.

I look back over to Uraraka who's trying to sneak out the door and I contemplate what to do. "So uh Starr how long have you been dating Uraraka." I try to ask

"Bro that's not the point right now we gotta murder Bakuhoe" Starr points out.

"Ok but like I may or may have not went on a date with Uraraka yesterday....."I explain......

Ok so I may have made some mistakes. Maybe Uraraka is the on with the harem.

"WHAAAAAT" star exclaims.

"BETRAYAL YOU CHEATED ON ME AND WITH MY BEST FRIEND OF ALL PEOPLE" Starr yelled in Urarakas direction.

Ok so she is way angrier than I could have imagined. Oop. Starr look like she got murder on her mind. I'm just gonna go over towards the door for no specific reason, definitely not to start running home so I can hide behind Komi.

As I'm making my grand escape Izuku comes up to me. "Ally I have to tell you something" he looks nervously "I like you" he looks away like the damn pick me he is.

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK WHATTHEFUCK.

Nah nah I can't deal with this right now. I have no romantic feelings towards Midoriya and Starr is gonna finish her murder spree any time now. I take of like I'm sonic running away from my problems faster than when I ran from Midoriya after I broke his Allmight figure.

Fuck no. I am not dealing with this today. Nononononononono. How the fuckity fuck fuck did deku fall for me if all people. I'm basically his babysitter. No just no. And I guess Bakugou just likes people who want him dead. And shit don't even get me started on Uraraka.

I sit in front of our Elsa Shrine and pray that this is just a fever dream. Then suddenly I hear Starr yellling "HEY YOU BETTER WAKE UP IF YOU WANNA GET TO SCHOOL ON TIME BECAUSE IM NOT LETTING YOU MAKE ME LATE AGAIN." I get up bed and chuck a pillow at her.

"STOP SCREAMING AT 6 IN THE MORNING." I say as I lay back down to "sleep", well more like lie down with my eyes closed silently hating the world but potato tomato. That was a terrible nightmare. If that ever happened in real life I'd have to completely change my identity and move to another country, good thing nothing in my dream was realistic enough for that.

When I finally get up I look at my phone. Fuck todays the sports festival nooooo nonononono. I'm gonna be late I get up and start making HotPockets and see a fully ready Starr playing video games in the living room. Then I remember how I dreamed her murdering Bakugou. I step over to the Elsa Shrine. "Elsa Please let Starr not channel her inner homicidal tendencies and murder Bakugou at the sports festival." I say putting a ice cube as sacrifice in front of the shrine.

This was my weird ass fever dream.

Authors Note
To make a long story short me and my friend played dating door games except we don't simp for any mha characters and I wrote a chapter about it (I know I don't leave authors notes that often but I figured I should give you my nonexistent audience a explanation)