MHA But me and My Friend do the chaos (Discontinued)

Pushing To Victory Literally

Well today is the UA sports festival and Ojiros main character training has unfortunately completely failed. I guess he's just fated to be a extra, but I'm not gonna let that stop me. I don't know where Starr is in her homicide planning but I'm somewhat nervous, I also didn't get any answer on how she knew "Aizawas secret love child".

Since I didn't understand what the Sports Festival was Starr attempted multiple times to teach me, but I still have absolutely no understanding of it whatsoever. I even looked up clips from past festivals. But alas it all failed.

However one common thread amongst festivals were fighting. And considering that Izuku breaks all his bones when he fights and Starr would jump at the opportunity to beat the shit out of Bakugou if not kill him this should be a interesting festival.

While we were sitting in class I started doodling stuff. Like Starr murdering Bakugou, us sacrificing broccoli boy to Elsa, and some ice cream, you know just normal stuff. As I sit there I think back to 2 weeks earlier and have a main character flashback moment.

"The UA Sports Festival is about to start. It's true that joining a famous hero agency can garner you greater experience and popularity. One chance a year, three chances in a lifetime. No aspiring hero can afford to miss this festival. That means you better not slack off on you training." I remember Mr. Aizawa lecturing.

Well now it's two weeks after that, the sports festival is today and the only training I've done is figuring out how to use my quirk like a spray bottle because Bakugou was acting like a Pomeranian so I decided to treat him like one. So here I am completely unprepared.

We all sitting in the class 1-A training room when Poké Ball head walks up to Broccoli head.

"Hey Todoroki . What's up?" Izuku questions.

"From a objective standpoint, I think it's fairly clear I'm stronger than you." "Todoroki" declares.

"Uh-Um yeah." Midoriya says.

"However, you've got All might in your corner, helping you out, I'm not here to pry about what's going on between you two. But know that I will beat you" Todoroki says.

Then he continues too do a full 180 and points at Starr while saying"and you". Starr pulls a surprise pikachu face while the poke ball starts his lecture. "You clearly have a better ice quirk but have been training for much longer so I will beat you" he says confidently.

"Bitch who pissed in your cereal this morning" Starr deadpanned "plus none of what you said matters because I have the power of Elsa on my side."

"Woah what's with all these declarations of war lately?" pikachu questions.

"Yeah what's the big deal? Why are you picking a fight all the sudden, and right before we get started..." says a boy with pointy red hair.

"We're not here to be each other's friends. Don't forget this isn't a team effort." Todoroki interrupts and then continues to walk away.

As Todoroki walks away I look into Izukus eyes as I see him preparing the baseball bat of friendship that he will surely beat the shit out of Todoroki with. I almost feel sorry for him.

"Wait a sec Todoroki. I don't know what's going through your head or why you this you'd need to tell me that you'll beat me. And inspirational stuff blah blah blah, Friendship is magic, I'm going try to win yadda yadda" Midoriya says something along those lines.

Present mics voice booms across the stadium hyping up the crowd. We all step into the center of the arena. Izuku looks like he'll die of stage fright.

"Present mic sure did talk us up a lot. Kinda makes me nervous how you feelin', man?" Kirishima asks Bakugou before Starr interrupts saying"he's not a man he's a Pomeranian"while face palming.