Well it's lunch time and the sports festival is rapidly approaching. Usually I sit with Starr but not today, today I'm on a mission.
As soon as lunch started I dragged Ojiro to a totally inconspicuous table. Starr was confused, Ojiro was confused, everyone was confused, well except for me.
"Um Ally what's going on?" Tail Dude tried to question.
"I'll tell you what's going on." I said banging my hand way to hard on the table, ow. "The Sports festival is what's going on. And do you know what that means?" I interrogate him.
"Umm what does it mean?" He stupidly asks.
"There'll be hero agency's scouting us. But your so extremely ordinary they'll probably forget your name before you exit the arena." I claim.
"Hey I am not." Ojiro tried to protest before I interrupted him.
"You are but that's ok because out of the goodness in my heart" I motion to my heart dramatically "I've decided to help you stand out more."
"I can't tell if you insulting me or if your just terrible at helping people." Ojiro questioned looking skeptically at me.
"That's not the point right now because we need to figure out a way to make you more noticeable." I declared.
"I think I'm pretty notable." Ojiro tries to object.
"Yeah sure you are, ah ha I just thought of what we could do. It's time for a 2000 Disney movie makeover montage." I declare clapping my hands together.
"What are you talking about?" Ojiro asks while looking like I just told him the earth is flat.
"It's a American thing." I explain.
"Anyways just meet me after school I have some planing to do." I say before running off.
First I need to figure out a base of operations. Hmmmmmmmmmm. Oh I know we can go but first I need to borrow something without asking. Totally not steal something.
After class I go to one of the random teachers rooms to "borrow" supplies. Then I tell Ojiro where we need to meet up. I head home without Starr for once, she'll probably be be angry later but I need to hurry and get the rest of my montage supplies.
After finally getting everything I head to the perfect place for a makeover, the back of 711. Listen I was out of Ideas ok. (A.N did you know there are like 20,000 711s in Japan.) Anyway I meet him there and he looks confused as ever.
"Heyo." I announce my presence.
"Um hi what are we doing here?" Ojiro asked his billionth question of the day.
"I'm gonna help you stand out." I motioned to the chalk board I had "borrowed".
"I think I stand out enough." Ojiro argued motioning to his tail.
"Ojiro someone in our class can literally summon a bird demon you've got a lot of competition." I stated deadpanning.
"Now first things first all protagonist have at least one parent dead or missing so do you have parents or if you do have parents are they terrible people." I say, wow kinda like Deku and how his dad went to get the milk.
"What the fuck yes I have parents and no." This time it was Ojiros turn to deadpan.
"Ok than we're already off to a terrible start. Next all anime protagonist have amazing hair." I say motion to the amazing drawing on the chalkboard. "Unfortunately you also don't fit into that category."
"I'm beginning to regret accepting your help." Ojiro claims.
"Well that sucks for you because it's to late now. ANywAyS the next step to helping you stand out that we can take is" I say dramatically revealing the picture " jump into danger."
"That sounds like a way to get fatally injured before I even become a pro." Ojiro objected.
"Ok fair fair but consider this the bolder choices you make the more likely heroes are to notice you." I try to convince him. He looks at me very skeptical.
"Ok know what" I say while wiping the chalkboard "let's just scrap those ideas. What if weeeee ummmm redesign your hero costume."
"First of all how will that help during the sports festival when we'll just be in our gym uniforms and second I like my hero costume as is." He interrupts.
"Well firstly this will help in the long run after the sports festival second your current hero costume is blander than stale bread. So you should try to add things and give it a little revamp." I lecture.
Before he can interrupt my phone starts going off. I look down and start texting Starr.
Starr: Ally where in the name of Elsa r u
Me: um 711 😶
Starr: Are you fighting people at the back of 711 again
Me: Totally not
Starr: smh 🤦♀️
Starr: anyways when r u getting back it ur turn to clean Komis litter box
Me: never 😔
Starr: Well if ur not gonna take responsibility you can't pet Komi
Me: nuuuuuu 🥺
Me: Ok I'll come home in a bit 😢
I look back at Ojiro and think about what else I could do to help him. Thinking back to my one true guide Disney 2000s I finally know what to do.
"Ojiro let me give you a ✨makeover✨" I excitedly say.
"Nope." Ojiro shuts the idea down.
"But whyyyyy?" I dramatically say.
"I do not trust you with makeup and it wouldn't even last to the sports festival." Ojiro exclaims.
"Anyways it's getting late I gotta get going talk to you tomorrow." Ojiro continues.
"I gotta get going too byeeeeee." I say walking away.
As soon as I get home I go to my room and flop on my bed dramatically. Mission to help Ojiro not be a extra failed.
"You still need to clean Komis litter." Starr shouts from another room. I hate my life.
This is how I tried to help Ojiro become a main character.
AN: so if ur confused on where Komi the cat came from go read Starrs chapter on it in her book
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