Story Ideas

Idea #5

[ Fastfood, Abs, and Studying ]

Pagkatingin ko sakanya, may kinakausap siya sa phone niya. As usual, nag'order nanaman siya sa Mcdo. He ended his call and sat beside me, opening a book.

"What?" he asked when he noticed me looking.

I rolled my eyes at him. "Lay off the fast food. You wouldn't wanna get fat do you?"

He lifted his shirt up and looked at his abs. "Nah, I'm good."

"W-whatever. Quit imaging your some Victoria secret model and let's get studying." I said, opening a random textbook.

"Whatever." he answered.

"In which battle did Napoleon die?"

"his last one."

"Where was the decleration of independence signed?"

"At the bottom of the page."

"yang-ho river flows in which state?"

"liquid state."

"What is the main reason of divorce?"

"Marriage."

"What is the main reason of exams?"

"Failure."

"What can you never eat for breakfast?"

"Lunch and dinner."

"What looks like half an apple?"

"The other half."

"If you throw a stone in the Red sea, what will it become?"

"A wet stone."

"If you have 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand, and 4 apples and 3 oranges in the other, what do you have?"

"VERY large hands."

"How can a man go 8 days without sleeping?"

"sleep at night."

I closed the textbook and looked at him in disbelief. "You are hopeless."

He winked at me atsaka niya ipinatong ang dalawang paa niya sa desk niya. "I'll take that as a compliment."