(The setting first begins at Diaz household's yard, and Buff Frog is spying on Star and Nick. A floating eye suddenly appears, and interrupts Buff Frog's labor. The scene changes into the insides of Marco's house, where Star and Nick are sitting on the couch, holding a sword, trying to get the attention from a crowd of people. The "Crowd" is shown: Sensei Brantley, Miss Skullnick, StarFan13, Marco, Alfonzo, Ferguson, Janna, Ed and Francis.)
Marco: Uh... Wha?
Star: (Drops the heavy sword) It's said on the invitation: You're supposed to bring a sword...
Alfonz: (Shows the card) I was a little confused by your invitation.
(Miss Skullnick grabs the invitation card.)
Miss Skullnick: I am not confused, this is clearly a drawing of meat, I came for the meat...
Nick's thoughts: As you should, queen! (Remembers) Ohhh! This is Mewnipendence Day! Which means fighting is gonna happen... (trails off) Play... fully?? Eating food, which I think was mostly corn, and... (looks at the all-seeing eye, which is a floating eyeball) a stalker...
Marco: I think everyone is just wondering why they're here.
Star: Ahh, It's the 37th of Gravnogk? Mewnipendence Day?
(People still don't seem to understand.)
Nick: ...-_-... Star, people on Earth obviously won't know a Mewni tradition.
(Star becomes stressed and goes to search for an explanatory book, and then proceeds to explain the event to the people.)
Star: Nick, do me a favor and explain some of this. (Starts) A long time ago, arrived the first settlers of Mewni... (Moves a tiny explanatory boat while making boat noises) Modest people with noble pursuits: Life, Liberty and Corn... (Unfolds the page)
Nick: BUT! The wicked monsters rose up and ATTACKED! the innocent Mewmans to re-steal Mewni for themselves. (Star finishes unfolding that page, and then passes to the next one, where a Queen and some peasants can be seen) So, the Queen used her magic to turn the simple peasants into a fearsome army!
(The effects of the magic are seen while Star unfolds the page)
Star: And there was fighting..., fighting, fighting, fighting,, fighting, fighting... (Star passes trough the "Fighting" pages quickly, without explaining them) and the Mewmans won! (Star stops at the presumably last page, that one shows the present day Star's Family Palace and its tiny surroundings) Tadaah! (Star unfolds tiny celebration fireworks while making firework noises)
Marco: But wait... You just blew past all the important stuff! (Referring to the war pages)
Miss Skullnick: When do we eat?
Star: (Talking to Skullnick) We feast after we reenact "THE GREAT MONSTER MASSACRE!" Now please split into two teams: Monsters and Mewmans.
Miss Skullnick: Can I be a Mewman?-
Star: (Interrupting Skullnick) You are already a Monster: That's why you were invited.
(Skullnick goes grumbling to the "Monsters" team, the rest of the people get to choose their teams, except for Marco and Nick who are stopped by Star.)
Nick's thoughts: Damn, justice for her.
Star: (Talking to Marco) You get to be my General... (Talking to Nick) And you get to watch the celebration fighting with me!
Marco: Thanks.
Nick: Got it!
(The teams are shown: Janna, The Sensei, StarFan13 and Francis are Mewmans while Alfonzo, Ed, Miss Skullnick and Ferguson are monsters.)
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Dimensional Boy (DISCONTINUED)
AksiIf somebody tended to ask a teenage version of myself, "If you could pick a cartoon/anime to be reborn in, where would it be?" Normally, I'd respond with Gravity Falls, Naruto, or Hunter x Hunter. I was on a roadtrip with my family to the beach, and...
