(On a lovely afternoon, Star and Nick throw a punch together which makes Three-eyed Potato Baby, Buff Frog, and Beard Deer fall over. Star, Nick, and Marco side by side, dodge attacks, blast spells, and throw punches with the purple stretch. Ludo watches the battle from atop a nearby rock.)
Ludo: How are you losing?! You guys have, like, 200 pounds on her!
(Star blasts Beard Deer in his pants as he cries.)
Ludo: (To Bearicorn) At least hit the boy and girl with a rock or something!
(Bearicorn roars and throws a pebble at Star's and Nick's head. They don't budge.)
Ludo: (Frustrated groan)
Star: Woo-hoo!
(After bouncing off a two-headed monster, Star jumps onto a cactus.)
Star: Off the cactus, over the tree! Nothin' but net! (Star fires a Dagger Crystal Heart Attack. It ricochets off a cactus and into the back of the giraffe monster's neck.)
Star: Told you I could do it.
(Marco smiles and almost gives Star a dollar bill. He turns around to see several monsters approaching in a line.)
Marco: Double or nothing! One kick, seven monsters!
(Star smiles and bows.)
Marco: Hiii-yah!
(Marco kicks Buff Frog in the chin, knocking him backwards into the other monsters, and they fall like dominoes. At the back of the line, Three-eyed Potato Baby falls over onto Ludo.)
Ludo: (Screams)
Marco: After a victory like this, there's only one thing to do– get Chinese food!
Nick: Oooooh, yeah, absolutely!
Star: Ooh, Chinese food! (Walks off with Marco and Nick) I have no idea what that is.
(Ludo, still underneath Three-eyed Potato Baby, groans angrily. Timeskip to the castle break room. Ludo and Bearicorn stand next to a vending machine while Ludo hollers in complete anger.)
Ludo: (Screaming) You guys are USELESS!!
(Three-eyed Potato Baby hovers over the water cooler, with the Boo Fly stuck inside. The two-headed monster's right head has forks in his eyes. The giraffe monster plays a guitar. The warthog monster has a baguette in his nose.)
(Big Chicken accidentally knocks over the coffeemaker. An orange lizard monster sits on top of the refrigerator. Bearicorn tries inserting a dollar into the vending machine, but it keeps rejecting the dollar.)
Ludo: You're always screwing up my brilliant plans! I need someone who can wrangle you imbeciles. (Slaps Bearicorn's hand) Oh, go get change! (Three-eyed Potato Baby gets water from the water cooler as the Boo Fly floats inside.)
(Scene changes to a Chinese restaurant, where Star, Nick, and Marco have lunch.)
Star: (Holding chopsticks) Delicious! And it's so fun eating with these tiny wands! (Imitates lasers. Mrs. Liao puts a plate of fortune cookies on Star and Marco's table.)
Star: Oh, and there's cookies too! (She quickly eats a cookie and spits out the paper.) Bleh. I don't like the filling.
Marco: These are fortune cookies. They can magically predict the future.
Star: What?! No way!
Marco: (Eats cookie) "A friend will greet you with a smile."
Nick: I haven't had these in years! Let me take one. (Grabs a cookie and cracks it open in half.) "Your time will come soon." Uhhh... why did this one happen to be in a cookie?
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Dimensional Boy (DISCONTINUED)
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