A/N: Sorry for not updating, writer's block is a pain in the ass 😔
(The scene opens with King River and Queen Moon at the castle. Moon is prepating to leave.)
River: Moon, please. If I can't talk you out of going, at least take a bunch of our knights with you!
Moon: I told you, River, this has to stay low-key, under the radar. Besides, I've been there before. It's perfectly safe.
River: The Forest of Certain Death is not safe! And likely nothing on Mewni is as safe as it used to be.
Moon: I promise you, I can handle myself. (Kisses River's cheek and gives him her crown) Hold down the castle until I return.
River: (Sets Moon's crown down behind him) Can't you just take one little knight? (River turns around. Moon is gone. He looks out the window and sees her trotting away on warnicornback; echoing) At least call me when you get there!
(Scene cuts back to Earth. A dimensional portal opens down the street from the Diaz Household, and a carriage of manticores comes out. Ruberiot comes out of the carriage and rings the Diaz Household doorbell.)
Star: (Answers door) Ha-ha. The songstrel.
Ruberiot: Greetings, Princess Star! I am Ruberiot. (Plays lute and sings)
And may I just say
Though we have much to do
How much of a pleasure it is to meet you
I'll write you a–
Star: Stop. I get it. Come in.
Ruberiot: So, this shouldn't take too long. (Takes out pad and pencil) I just want to get to know the real Star.
Star: Oh, how rude of me! (Laughs) I didn't even offer you anything. What can I get you? Water? Juice? Tea?
Ruberiot: Ha. Well, if you have mint tea, that might be–
Star: As a matter of fact, we do! Marco is a member of the Tea of the Month Club, and I think we just got some super-special mint tea. Right, Marco? Don't move!
Marco: (Flipping TV channels) Tea of the Month Club?
(Meanwhile, In Star and Nick's shared bedroom, Nick is sitting on his bed, typing something on his phone.)
Nick's thoughts: Bertier... De... Sauvigny. Aaand... Search! (He presses the search button and blinks twice.) Who's this? (Nick clicks on a wikipedia article about him and starts to read in his head.) "Louis Bénigne François Bertier de Sauvigny (1737–1789) was a French public servant under the monarchy. He held the position of of Paris from 13 September 1776 onwards."
... ... ...
Nick's thoughts: Oh, he was... whatever he was! Hold on, is he related to Eva, Dot, and the rest of their family? That could be it since they have the same last name... Maybe they could've been a past or future relative from him! But how would the Butterflies know who Eva and Dot are...?
(Scene cuts to the Forest of Certain Death; Queen Moon and her warnicorn walk through.)
Warnicorn: (Whinnies, steps on bones. A Venus flytrap-like monster on the ground opens its maw.)
Moon: Easy, girl. Almost there.
(Moon and her warnicorn jump over the flytrap monster, and its mouth snaps closed. They continue on to a small villa with a red roof and a large tree growing through it. Moon gets off her unicorn and knocks on the boarded-up door.)
Lord Brudo: (In a low-hanging door slot) What is it?
Moon: Hello, Lord Brudo.
Brudo: Huh? Queen Moon. Hmph. What do you want?
YOU ARE READING
Dimensional Boy (DISCONTINUED)
AksiIf somebody tended to ask a teenage version of myself, "If you could pick a cartoon/anime to be reborn in, where would it be?" Normally, I'd respond with Gravity Falls, Naruto, or Hunter x Hunter. I was on a roadtrip with my family to the beach, and...
