Fall in love with my best friends brother? CHECK
That's it. That's all I've got. I'm seriously stupid, how could this cliché happen to me. Kooper is my best friend, his older brother though? I have dreams of him.
I shouldn't like her.
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Taylor
21 Years Old
(Spring 2012)
"HOLD EVERYTHING!" I threw my hands up in the air. "Y'all ain't singing me Happy birthday! I'm way too wasted for this!" I giggled trying to hold myself up right on my own two feet as a few of my girlfriends stood around me. "We got, okay a lot." It definitely wasn't a full thought...was it?
"You're so drunk." Danielle laughed.
"You're drunk!" I shot back. Stupid I know. "I've got textin' to do." I plopped down on the sidewalk curb and grabbed my phone out of my shirt.
Me – KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPEEER WHERE ARE YOU?!
Koop – Lol, how many have you had?
Me – I don't fuckin kno! I just where are you!
Koop – I'm on my way still, just like I was five minutes ago when you texted. Lol jesus, I can't believe I trusted them girls to make sure you didn't die.
Me – YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I WAM!
Koop – I have your location dumbass.
Me – EXCUSE ME ITS MY BIRHTDAY!
Koop – I am well aware.
Me – Rude wish me happy birthday!
Koop – Taylor I have like 100 times.
Me – Whatever I'm getting drinks!
Koop – I'll be there soon lol
Me – HOW?!
Koop – LOL MAGIC!
Me – OMG STOP YELLIN AT ME!
Koop – Jesus.
I smiled at myself and went to the one person I know I shouldn't be texting right now but oh well.
Me – Scuse me fine sir would you have sex with me?
Kieffer – Tay, how drunk are you right now 1-10
Me – 75
Kieffer – You sure?
Me – 12 maybe 75 totally. I need another one of them green drinks.
Kieffer – Thank fuck I followed Koop.
Me – So you me sex stuff tonight?
Kieffer – Sure darlin' whatever you want. It is your birthday.
Me – IT IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! AND I WANT SEX STUFF!
Kieffer – Tay we ain't havin this convo while you're intoxicated. Go drink water.
