Little Witch

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"NO NO NO."

"Bri, just think about it, just just think. What would happen if you get scared half to death twice."

There we were, 23 year old Sabrina, my brother Klaus and my roommate Gabriel stoned out of our minds as John Mulaney's New in Town played in the background on the tv. When there was a knock on the door and Selena started barking.

"I'll get it. I got it," I lazily got up opened the door, and blinked not sure if it was the weed hallucinations,"hey Gabe, did you order a Captain America stripper or prostitute? Cause a Captain America look alike is outside our door."

"Bring him in, I want to suck his dick!"

I motioned an uncomfortable Captain America to come in and gasped when I saw who also was there,"holy shit are you a drug dealer?"

"Miss Hargreeves my name is Nick Fury-"

"Are you a pimp, Peachy the Pirate?"

"Miss Hargreeves if you would allow me to explain."

I fake saluted as the eyepatch man walked in, and closed the door, I sat down on the couch blinking, healing my brain so I could get rid of the high. Then I rubbed my face as I leaned back on the couch,"sorry about that, I wasn't expecting visitors. Now can I help you gentlemen?"

"Miss Hargreeves are you aware of the Avengers Initiative?"

"Can't say I am Mr. Fury, only aware of the Umbrella Academy."He pulled out a folder and handed it to me and opened it to see other people's files along with mine,"it's a group of the most able individuals has to offer to protect earth from imminent global threats."

I closed the folder and handed it back,"sorry, I did my share for seventeen years, not doing that again."

"For this problem, you won't have to fight any big battles, we need you to track something down. Something that was stolen from us and that could cause major destruction, then we would need you for battle."

There was a pause and I knew what game Fury was playing, dad has played that game with me during my training sessions.

"I'll pack a bag," I said through gritted teeth and I stormed to my room, I began looking for my personal spell books when my door opened a bit," can I help you captain?"

"Sorry ma'am-"

"Sabrina, anything else makes me sound like my old sadistic prick of a father,"he nodded and walked over to my drawer.

"Is there anything I can help you with?"

I paused and pushed him toward the ingredient drawers,"pack my first drawer into this bag please. Oh,"I said after a moment,"I would suggest not looking at the bottle labels."

I had finished packing some shirts when Rogers spoke up,"you're a witch?"

He was holding up my spellbook, I hastily took it from his hands,"something like that. I thought I told you to stick to the first drawer?"

"It was on top of all the bottles."

"I don't think it's polite to look though a lady's drawer," I said with my eyebrow raised, and watched Rogers try and make up and excuse,"At ease solider, I'm just pulling your leg."

I waved my hand and all my clothes and witchy stuff flew into the designated bags, I went to my window to see if my warding spell was still up, then motioned Rogers I was all packed.

"Can I help you with your bags m- Sabrina?"

"Well bless your soul Captain America," I said in a teasing thick New York accent. We were leaving my room but I stopped,"sorry I forgot something."

I went to my loose floorboard and reached in for my small travel size bags of weed, before covering it up and placing a warding spell on the loose floorboard. 

"Um.. what is that?"

"Weed? Why did the 40's not have that?"

"No it's that-"

"Ladies sat at home raising their children, waiting for their husbands to comeback from the war,"I snorted at Roger's expression,"well trust me, I'm no lady if your definition is something close to what I described."

I walked to the living room to see Klaus and Gabe pilled on top of one another dead asleep while Fury stood my the door Selena sniffing his shoes and Fury seemed to be containing the urge to murder my dog. I pressed a kiss to Klaus forehead and wrote a sticky note on the dining table for Gabe, then texted Diego not to die for at least this week considering I might be gone for at least a week.

"Lead the way, peachy the pirate!" I said with a sarcastic grin on my face as Fury walked out of the door. This is not how I expected my life outside the academy to turn out.