KevEdd One-Shots Book

What's On Your Ed? (Pt. 1)

Author: aladdinboy
Summary: Kevin and Double D have been dating for just over one month and are still learning about each other. Kevin accidentally stumbles on a touchy subject when playing a harmless game with Edd.

"Okay, Double D, your turn," called Kevin, his face hidden by the hood of the car he was working on. It was an excellent, overcast day in Peach Creek, signaling the approach of a much-needed cold front to break up the summer heat. Kevin finished his shift at the local auto garage, working on a problematic sedan. Earlier that day, Edd, affectionately known as 'Double D,' had stopped by to hang out.

"Hmm..." muttered Edd, tapping his chin in thought. "How long have you harbored a romantic interest in me?" They were playing 'Ask Me Anything,' one of Edd's favorite games to play with Kevin. They had been dating for just over one month, and Edd was eager to learn as much as he could about his love interest.

Kevin looked up from the engine, wiping his forehead with his grease-covered hand. "That'd be... since last year's formal?"

"The dance?" asked Edd, genuinely surprised. That was over a year ago. Had Kevin had a crush on him that long? Edd blushed at the thought. Kevin nodded.

"Okay, my... oh damn." Kevin leaned over the engine block, examining something closely.

"What is wrong?"

"Bad head gasket, like I thought. I guess that's why the catalytic converter keeps going out."

Edd stood from his seat by the tool cart and walked over to Kevin, looking down at the exposed engine with curiosity. Although he was one of the most intelligent people Kevin knew, Edd was quite clueless about cars. Smiling, Kevin pointed out the different components, relishing his rare opportunity to be the smarter one. "Normally, the cylinder head is bolted over this part, sealing it in. The gasket, this thing, keeps the different parts of the engine block sealed from each other. See those holes? That's where the coolant is. And these are for the oil, to keep everything lubed up. But see that?" Edd leaned over to get a better view. "There's a crack right there. So, coolant was leaking into the cylinders, getting burned with the gas."

"And that's... bad, right?"

Kevin nodded. "Could've been worse, could've missed it, and the gasket could've blown completely." Edd nodded, still a little lost. "That'd jack up the whole engine," explained Kevin, a slight smirk on his face.

"Ah."

"Course, I'll need to order a new one in the morning, so there's not much more I can do today. Which means..." He turned and swept Edd into his arms, eliciting a small 'eep' from him. "It's my turn." Edd swallowed nervously. Kevin had that glint in his eye that usually meant Edd was about to feel very uncomfortable. "So... What's your fetish?"

"WHAT!?!" squeaked Edd, his face instantly darkening to a deep maroon color.

"C'mon, like, what's your fantasy? If you could do anything with me, what would it be?" He cocked his eyebrows at Edd, leaning down to kiss him gently on the lips. Although they were essentially the same height, Edd tended to bend his knees whenever Kevin embraced him, making the jock about half a head taller.

"W-well, I, uh... Do we have to do this?" He pulled his cap down over his eyes, hiding his face as he continued to blush.

Kevin nodded, smirking, "you said we should get to know each other better, right? Besides, I'll tell you mine afterward."

Edd looked up, feeling extremely uncomfortable with the topic. "Promise?"

Kevin nodded. "Cross my heart, dork."

Taking a big, steadying breath, Edd muttered, "Can we at least relocate to a less... public area? I mean, anyone could wander up and know m-my my you-know-what."