KevEdd One-Shots Book

What's On Your Ed? (Pt. 2)

Author: aladdinboy

"Double D!" shouted Kevin, banging on Edd's door. "C'mon, Double D? Look, whatever I did, I'm sorry! Okay? Please?" He rang the doorbell again. "Edd? Please... I'm sorry."

Upstairs, in his bedroom, Edd peeked out the curtains nervously. How had he known? Did he know? Was it just a coincidence? Edd peeked out the window again. Kevin looked like he had given up and was turning to leave. No, even if Eddy or Ed told him, it doesn't matter. It shouldn't matter! He bolted down the stairs, wrenching the door open. "Kevin!" he shouted before covering his mouth. Kevin turned to look at him, nearly at the sidewalk. "Sorry, I did not mean to raise my voice."

"S'okay, just... whatever I did, or whatever I said, I'm sorry." Kevin walked back to him, sincere regret and confusion in his eyes. "I didn't mean to hurt you, or offend you, or make you mad, or sad, or whatever this is." He gestured at Edd, who stayed silent, his hands still over his mouth. "And... Okay, so maybe I pushed you a little too hard about the whole fetish/fantasy thing. I promise I won't do that again." Edd uncovered his mouth, blushing, but remained silent. "C'mon, Doub- Edd... Edd, I think I love you, and I don't want you mad at me."

Edd spoke. "You love me?" he said in a soft, barely audible voice.

Kevin nodded. "I uh... I think I do."

Edd's eyes grew big. "Please come with me." Edd grabbed Kevin's hand and led him into the house, shut the door, then led Kevin up to his bedroom on the second floor. After closing the bedroom door and drawing the curtains, Edd sat on his bed and gestured for Kevin to sit opposite him. "Kevin, I would appreciate it if you could answer me honestly. Did you know?"

"That I love you? I mean, this is all kinda new to m-"

"No, not that. The thing you said, back at the garage. About cat ears."

"Did I know that I have a thing for cats? I dunno what exactly you're asking me."

"I shall take your apparent confusion about the subject at hand as the indication that you did not know. What I am about to tell you, or rather show you, you must keep secret."

Kevin swallowed nervously. "I promise."

"Even if we, as a couple, do not survive the trials of time, it is paramount that you do not reveal this to anyone."

"C'mon, Double D. Don't talk like that."

"I am simply trying to, as they say, 'cover all my bases.'

"Okay, yes, fine. I promise."

Edd thanked him with a chaste peck on the lips. "You have never seen me without my hat, right?"

Kevin scratched his neck, thinking. "Nope, I don't think so."

"And with good reason. It is a rare condition, afflicting less than two million people worldwide." Slowly, with downcast eyes, Edd removed his hat. "It's called supernumerary felid auricle syndrome."

Kevin's eyes widened. Poking out of Edd's jet black hair were two cat ears. "Th-they're..."

"Not cat ears," said Edd, his cat ears flattening down in shame. "They're vestigial pinna structures."

"C-can... Can I touch them?" Kevin said, not taking his eyes off of Edd's furry triangular ears.

"Yes, but please be gentle, quite sensitive." Edd bowed his head a little, and Kevin gently rubbed the small, fuzzy ear just above Edd's regular left ear, ever so slightly squeezing it between his thumb and forefinger. "Hnnngggg..." Edd moaned, his eyes half-lidded. "S-sensitive."

Kevin leaned forward and planted a kiss on his boyfriend's lips. "Y'know, this doesn't change anything."

"Hmm?"

"I mean, they're cute and all, and I wish you didn't cover them up, but it doesn't change how I feel about you. I still love you." Kevin kissed Edd again, letting his mouth open into the kiss. "My little kitten." He giggled a little into the kiss.

"Mmm... Kevin, I love you too." Edd pushed back a little with his tongue, deepening the kiss and wrapping his arms around the other's shoulders. "Eeep!" Edd squeaked a little as Kevin slipped one hand under his shirt, the other hand gently massaging his cat ears, but unlike in the past, Edd did nothing to stop Kevin from exploring his body. Strong, warm, slightly calloused fingers ran up and down Edd's bony chest, adding to the massive sensory overload the thinner teen was experiencing.

"Hey, dork?"

"Mmm?"

"I think I may have accidentally gotten myself covered in grease at the garage." Edd gulped, his heart racing. "I think I might need some help washing it off."

Edd blushed deep red but smiled and climbed off the bed, leading Kevin to his bathroom. "You know, Kevin, the involuntary hormonal response to erogenous physical stimulation can lead to increased levels of perspiration." Kevin gave him a blank stare, eliciting a soft giggle. "You made me all hot and bothered, and I will likely require assistance in washing off my excess sweat. You shall clean me as well."

"Sounds good to me. Where're those swimsuits?"

Edd grinned as he closed the door to the bathroom. "You know, Kevin, suddenly I don't feel so embarrassed about my body around you. I love you. All of you. And I want to clean all of you, and you for me."