KevEdd One-Shots Book

Don't Touch Him, He's Mine!

Author: Asauna
Summary: When Kevin gets jealous and whisks Edd away.

"Kevin... If I may have a moment with you?" The younger of the two questioned, fingers nervously tapping together before himself. The red-haired student peered up from his lunch and paused his conversation with Nazz, eyes touching over what he labeled as 'his' in his head. "Well, I do apologize profusely, but it would appear that I, uhm, am needed to aid Eddy with his work this evening and thus will be unavailable for plans that we had previously discussed." He stated, the pleasant mood of the other seeming to fall.

"What are you talking about? We've had these plans for a week and a half." He stated, his frown putting a bit extra guilt upon the other. Nazz felt a tad out of place, watching as Kevin's expression turned to that of glare the more his mind worked over what Edd had told him.

"Well, Eddy has been falling behind in his studies and has a test to prepare for on Monday. It would be preferred if I were to, ah, guide his work so that he could have a comfortable chance at passing and thus increasing his grade." He informed the other, who sneered at the idea of aiding Eddy in his work.

"If the dork wants to fail, let him fail. He's not your responsibility. We've got plans. And that's that." Kevin started a tad more loudly than he'd meant, scowling now as Double D shook his head a bit and took a small step back.

"Another time, Kevin. My sincerest apologies. I had looked forward to our evening, but it shall have to happen another night." He offered up weakly, nervousness wracking through his form. It was evident by the slight tremble he gave, turning and walking back to the table where he had been sitting previously, a rather smug Eddy sitting there and watching Kevin. He had been watching Edd explain that he was no longer available.

Kevin caught his eyes, his face going red with a bit of anger, irritated that Eddy thought this was some type of game. That a$$hole was always getting in the way, and he was damned tired of it. Nazz patted his shoulder, drawing him back and getting his attention. "Next time, bud. Nothing you can do about it, right?" She offered with a small smile, the student sneering a tiny bit though there wasn't too much more he could do about it now, seeing as how the bell rang. Next period it was.

~*~

The rest of the day went by, Eddward seeing very little of Kevin between his classes as they didn't share any after lunch. But once everyone was to go their ways, Double D and his two companions could be found in the parking lot, talking about the night's events. "Eddy, I explicitly told Kevin I was abandoning our plans to aid you in your studies, not to help you in your childish attempts to steal money from children once more." He stated, frowning as he peered at his friend's continuous poor judgment. He enjoyed having Eddy as a companion, but he would question his decisions and why he chose to keep his company during times like this.

"Aw, lighten up Double D. With my brains and your inventions, there's no way this will fail." He stated smugly, a dirty grin spread across his cheeks as he hugged an arm around the other, fingers stretching out over his shoulder a bit. "We'll be rolling in the dough by the time the day's over." He laughed, though paused at the sound of a roaring engine, turning his head to peer over his shoulder to follow the familiar, irritating sound.

Kevin sat there upon his motorcycle, which he'd since upgraded from his proper pedal bike, a stern frown upon his lips and face red. Oh, Eddy was wracking up the points today. "Hey Dork-O, let go of the dweeb. He's coming with me." He demanded, the shortest of them all scoffing and waving him off, starting to drag Eddward along with him.

"No way, loser. He's mine." Eddy stated, Double D making a hushed noise of concern, a knot in his stomach.

"Eddy, perhaps-" He began gently, though blinked when the hold upon him was tightened almost painfully, a weak grunt coming from him. "Would you mind releasing me? It would appear you've gripped me most uncomfortably." He requested though it seemed to have fallen on deaf ears.