Dc one-shots

We don't talk about Jason

Singing = iu
action = B
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The Wayne manner was mayhem today because Artmus was coming round for tea and everyone was getting ready for it. Well everyone but Damian.  Damian had found a photo book full of ripped up pictures of Jason. Damian wanted to know why all the photos were ripped up or why they weren't allowed to talk about Jason. He gets up and heads over to Wally and Dick who were cleaning the living room.

Damian: Greyson?
Dick: Yes Little D?
Damian: What happened to jas--
Dick: We don't talk about jason!
Damian: I know but why?
Dick: We don't tal-
Wally: Dick he deserves to know why we don't talk about him or how he came back to life?
Damian: What if he didn't understand what brought him back?
Wally: well he better understand because it was your grandfather who did it

Dick puts his finger to Wally's mouth

Dick: We don't talk about Jason, no, no, no!
We don't talk about Jason... but

Dick and Wally start ballroom dancing as they start singing as if they were doing their first dance again.

It was my wedding day

wally: It was our wedding day

Dick: We were getting ready, and there wasn't a villian in the sight

Wallly: No Villains allowed to be out

Dick: Jason walks in with a mischievous grin-

Wally: Breakout!!

Dick: You telling this story, or am I?

Wally: I'm sorry, mi vida, go on

Dick: Jason says, "It looks like Slade"

Wally: Why did he tell us?

Dick: In doing so, he floods my brain

Wally: Bruce, get the weapons

Dick: Married in a battle

wally: What a joyous day... but anyway

Wally/Dick: We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!
We don't talk about Bruno!

Damian slowly backs away from them into the living room where he finds Barbara.

Barbara: Hey! Grew to live in fear of Jason's stuttering or stumbling
I could always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling
I associate him with the sound of guns shooting,
ch-ch-ch
It's a heavy lift, with a gift so humbling
Always left bruce and the family fumbling
Grappling with murders, they couldn't understand
Do you understand?
Damian nods quickly before rushing into the next room, the meeting room where Tim was on call with a couple of justice league members doing some last minute work

Tim: A seven-foot frame
Rats along his back
When he calls your name
It all fades to black
Yeah, he sees your dreams
And feasts on your screams

All: We don't talk about jason, no, no, no!
We don't talk about jason.

Arthur Curry: He told me fish would die
The next day: dead!

Oliver Queen: He told me I'd go blond!
And just like he said...

Kaldur: He said that all my hair would disappear, now look at my head

Tim hangs up on the members and follows Damian into the training room where, for some reason, Cassandra and Stephanie were training and had heard everything

Stephanie: You must be wary when Jason is on a mission

Cass: He told me that the life of my dreams would be promised, and someday be mine
He told me that my power would grow, like the grapes that thrive on the vine

Everyone rushes to the Dinning Room as they hear Bruce

Bruce: Artimus's on her way

Barbra: He told me that the person of my dreams would be just out of reach
taken by another
Where is he now?

Cassandra: Hey Dami, I want not a sound out of you

Damian: ummm, Jason...
Yeah, about that jason...
I really need to know about jason...
Gimmie the truth and the whole truth, jason

Tim: Cass, your girlfriends's here

Alfrad: Time for dinner!

Chaos broke out with everyone singing different things at the same time while dancing around and setting the table. Damian could only work out Wally's and Dick's though.

Dick: It was my wedding day
wally: It was our wedding day
Dick: We were getting ready, and there wasn't a villian in the sight
Wallly: No Villains allowed to be out

Dick: Jason walks in with a mischievous grin-
Wally: Breakout!!
Dick: You telling this story, or am I?
Wally: I'm sorry, mi vida, go on

Dick: Jason says, "It looks like Slade"
Wally: Why did he tell us?
Dick: In doing so, he floods my brain
Wally: Bruce, get the weapons
Dick: Married in a battle

Everyone: She's here!

Don't talk about jason, no!
(Damian: Why did I talk about jason?)
Everyone: Not a word about jason
Damian: I never should've brought up Jason!

Damian quickly goes and hides the book in his room so no one would start saying about how they don't talk about a guy they just sang about