batboys - holly musical batman

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Jason, dick, damian and tim were all sat alone bored. But the jason starts smirking and starts playing music. Tim smirks. Damian lookd confused 
Dick: no no no.
Tim: yes
Jason: sing dickiebird
Dick sighs before he starts singing.
One shot,
Two shots in the night and they’re gone
And he’s all left alone.
He’s just one boy.
Two dead at his feet, and their blood stains the street.
And there’s nothing, no there’s nothing he can do.

Except, be the baddest man that there’s ever been.
He’s gonna carry the weight.
He’s gonna get revenge.
He’s got Gotham, he’ll never refuse ‘em,
He’s got bat nunchucks, and he knows how to use ‘em!

One man,
One bat in a cave with a city to save.
He makes one vow.
Two lives he will lead, he’ll protect those in need.
Now there’s nothing, no there’s nothing he can’t do.

And he’s catching those crooks with his grappling hooks.
He’s here to save the day, it makes me want to say
Holy Musical Batman!
Holy Musical Batman!

To fight the fiends and the foul he’ll don the cape and the cowl.
He’s here to save the day, it makes me want to say
Holy Musical Batman!
Holy Musical Batman!

And he’s breaking up gangs with his bat boomerangs.
He’s here to save the day, it makes me want to say
Holy Musical Batman!
Holy Musical Batman!

Holy Musical Batman!
Holy Musical Batman!
Holy Musical Batman!
Holy Musical Batman!
Batman!
Damian; what was that?!
Jason: a song about how bruce became batman.

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