Jason, dick and Damian were home alone and bored. So they dick forced them to sing a song with him
Dick: i pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Jason: Just like all of my thoughts they always get a bit naughty
Damian; When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy
All: Can't change the way I am
Dick: sexy
Jason: naughty
Damian: bitchy
All: meJason: i'm the kind of girl that girls don't like
Dick: i'm the kind that boys fantasize
Damian: i'm the kind that your momma and your daddy were afraid you'd turn out to be like
All: I may seem unapproachable but that's only to the boys who don't have the
Right a approach or ride that makes a girl like me wanna hop in and rollPeople think it's intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality I'm a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent
Dick: i pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Jason: Just like all of my thoughts they always get a bit naughty
Damian; When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy
All: Can't change the way I am
Dick: sexy
Jason: naughty
Damian: bitchy
All: meDick: My mouth never takes a holiday
Damian: i always shock with the things I say
Jason: i was always the kid in school who turned up to each class bout an hour late
Jason and dick: and when it came to the guys I'd lay, I'd always pick the ones who won't figure out that I am clearly a rebel to the idea of monogamyAll: People think it's intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality I'm a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent
Dick: i pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Jason: Just like all of my thoughts they always get a bit naughty
Damian; When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy
All: Can't change the way I am
Dick: sexy
Jason: naughty
Damian: bitchy
All: meDick: Sexy sexy sexy
Jason: naughty naughty naughty
Damian: bitchy bitchy bitchy
All: meDick: Sexy sexy sexy
Jason: naughty naughty naughty
Damian: bitchy bitchy bitchy
All: meAll: People think it's intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality I'm a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent
Dick: i pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Jason: Just like all of my thoughts they always get a bit naughty
Damian; When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy
All: Can't change the way I am
Dick: sexy
Jason: naughty
Damian: bitchy
All: meDick: i like all of my shorts to be a little too shortly
Damian: Unlike all of my guys I like them tall with money
Jason: I love all of my nights to end a little bit nasty
All: Can't change the way I am
Dick: sexy
Jason: naughty
Damian: bitchy
All: meDick: i pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Jason: Just like all of my thoughts they always get a bit naughty
Damian; When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy
All: Can't change the way I am
Dick: sexy
Jason: naughty
Damian: bitchy
All: me
They stop singing. Dick starts laughing. Damian and Jason both shout at the same time.
Jason: never speak of this again, Dickiebird..
Damian: you are so dead Grayson.
Dick runs off and hides. Jason and Damian run after him.THE END!
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Fanfictionjust a bumch of ideas i am to lazy to make into proper stroys. Mainly young justice and batboys but I will do others. Please send in requests.