Dc one-shots

young justice - drunk nightwing

(sorry if you live in the USA but I live in the UK where you can start drinking at 18)
The the original team was at a pub celebrating Dick's 18 birthday.  Dick had told the team his secret ID when he turned 15  three years ago.  Dick didn't want to come to the pub but Wally had force him and everyone else to go saying that Dick needs to have his first Drink with his friends and if he gets drunk he won't be told off by his family.  What the team Didn't know was that Dick had already been drunk before. Before he was of age to drink. They didn't know that batman had Dick and the rest of the bat family learn how to hold a drink and act drunk for undercover missions.  Wally gets them a table. They all sit down at the table.
Wally: first round on me. What does everyone want?
The team but Dick told wally what they want. Wally looked at Dick.
Wally: Dick want to do you want?
Dick: nothing. 
Artemis: Dick. Your meant to be having your first Drink. How can you have your frost drink. If you don't actually Drink. 
Dick: this isn't my first Drink. And I'm trying to save you from being with a drink me.
M'gann: what do you mean?
Aqualad: how have you had a drink before you have only just turned 18 today my friend.
Dick: training. The whole family has been drunk at one point. Even Damian.
Conner: oh.  
Wally: well. How bad can drunk you?
Dick:  worse then auger high me
Wally: oh. Alright. That's bad
Artemis: well I want to see a drunk Dick. So your getting drunk Dick.
Dick: alright I'll get drunk but I warned you.
Wally then got everyones Drink. A few hours later Dick was drunkly dancing on the dance floor and the team was watching laughing at him. Dick then went and over to the karaoke. The music started playing what shall we do with the drunk the shiler.
Artemis: oh my god this song fits him so well.
Wally: he better not sing his parody.
M'gann: what parody?
Dick: what shall we do with the moldy flanal? what shall we do with the moldy flanal? what shall we do with the moldy flanal? Throw it in the ocean
Dick drunkly sang and Wally then face parmed.
Wally: this parody.
Artemis: oh
Dick: Scoop it up again! Scoop it up again! Scoop it up again! Then use it to wash your face!
Dick drunkly sang.
Aqualad: ok that song is strange my friends
Conner: yeah
Dick then ran off to the bathroom.
M'gann: is he ok?
Artemis: he is probably throwing up because he is to drunk.
Wally: yeah.
Dick then walks over to them
Dick: I don't feel so good. 
Wally: let's get you home
Dick nods and Wally picks him up bradle style
Wally: bye guys .
Everyone one else: bye
Wally runs Dick home

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