Wally, dick, tim, Artemis and m'gann was sat in the living room. Artemis started humming jingle bells. So wally starts singing along with his version..
Wally: jingle bella, batman smells, robin flew away, the batmobile lost a wheel and joker got away Hey!
Wally and Artemis burst out laughing. M'gann looks at them confused. Before they are all shut up by dick getting up and leaving the room, slamming the door on the way out. Tim looks at them really angrily
Tim: HOW DARE YIU WALLY? YOU SANG A SONG ABOUT DICK AND JASON? YOU KNOW DICK DOESN'T LIKE HEARING ABOUT IT. AND KNOW YOU MADE A JOKE ABOUT IT. IF DICK HAS A NIGHTMARE TONIGHT, IM BLAMING YOU!
He then runs off after dick. M'gann and Artemis look back confused at that.
They look at Wally for answers. But wally looks down angry.
An hour later, tim and Dick come back into the room. Dick sits down on the sofa. Tim sits next to him abd dick cuddles into him
Dick: i-im guessing you all want to know what all that was about?
M'gann: yes please Dick.
Artemis: if doesn't bring back any bad memories
Dick sighs
Dick: ok. So batman actually does smell. He sweats way to much. Robin flew away is when I ran away from batman because he wanted to stop me from being robin. T-the batmobile lost a wheel is when jason stole the wheels off the batmobile when they first met. A-and j-joker got away i-is w-when h-he g-get far-away w-with job-killing j-Jason
Artemis: oh
M'gann, Artemis and wally look at Dick in pity. Tim cuddles Dick moreTHE END!
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Fiksi Penggemarjust a bumch of ideas i am to lazy to make into proper stroys. Mainly young justice and batboys but I will do others. Please send in requests.