The original was sat on the sofa bored. When Wally got an idea.
Wally: hey Dick?
((The original team now his ID))
Dick: yeah walls?
Wally: how many villians are your family?
Dick: what do you mean?
Artemis: you're the heir to the league of assassin's, court of owls and deathstrokes fortune.
Aqualad: how are you heir to them?
Conner: and how many more villians are you family with?
Dick: oh. Well. I'm heir to the court of owls because my grandfather is the Grandmaster and my uncle is owlman. I'm heir to the league of assassin's because Talia adopted me. I am heir to deathstrokes fortune because I am, well was, his apprentice.
M'gann: oh.
Wally: is there any other villian's your family with?
Dick: joker and Harley Quinn make me call them uncle j and aunty Harley. Catwoman is my mum because is engaged to batman. Every villian in gotham acts like I am their family. And they care about me as their own.
Conner: but they always try to kill you?
Dick: actually they never truly hurt me. It's always fake so batman and other heros don't catch on.
Team: oh
Dick: so. I'm basically the heir to every villian in Gotham and half of the light.
Team: wow
THE END!!
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Fanfictionjust a bumch of ideas i am to lazy to make into proper stroys. Mainly young justice and batboys but I will do others. Please send in requests.
