Text Me In The Morning |n.s.|

hangover

Harry: guys... what happened last night?

Sent at 12:57 pm

Zayn: go away. I'm sleeping.

Received at 1:01 pm

Louis: who the f uck awakes me from my slumber?! Some bitch is gonna die.

Received at 1:01 pm

Liam: you got drunk off your ass.

Received at 1:02 pm

Zayn: I hate you all

Received at 1:03 pm

Louis: except for me right?

Received at 1:04 pm

Zayn: especially you right now.

Received at 1:05 pm

Louis: wtf, why?

Received at 1:05 pm

Zayn: cause you stole the f ucking blanket you whore. Now leave me in peace.

Received at 1:05 pm

Louis: in my defense you refused to cuddle.

Received at 1:06 pm

Harry: here we go again... *sighs dramatically.*

Sent at 1:07 pm

Zayn: I already told you I don't cuddle. How in gods name do you not understand that yet woman?!

Received at 1:08 pm

Louis: did you just call me woman?

Received at 1:09 pm

Liam: cue freak out in... three... two... one

Received at 1:09 pm

Louis: JUST BECAUSE IM THE BOTTOM IN OUR RELATIONSHIP ZAYN MALIK, IT DOES NOT MEAN THAT IM A F UCKING WOMAN. IF YOU CALL ME THAT ONE MORE TIME, I SWEAR UPON ALL THAT IS HOLY I WILL NOT SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN.

Received at 1:10 pm

Liam: HA. I TOLD YOU HARRY. I WIN.

Received at 1:10 pm

Harry: dammit

Sent at 1:10 pm

Zayn: call you what? ;)

Received at 1:11 pm

Louis: hoe don't do it.

Received at 1:11 pm

Zayn: do what... woman?

Received at 1:12 pm

Louis: ....I'm breaking up with you.

Received at 1:13 pm

Zayn: lol. No you're not.

Received at 1:13 pm

Louis: yes I am. Ctrl alt deleting you from my life. Bye bitch.

Received at 1:14 pm

Zayn: bitch, you're not breaking up with me.

Received at 1:14 pm

Louis: watch me