I WRITE WHATEVER DA HECK I FEEL LIKE WRITING

IM BORED AGAIN

So. Um. What should I write about. MAKE SUGGESTIONS!

So. Um. Whatt books should I read. MAKE SUGGESTIONS!

ok so now I'm going to write really random stoopid stories that will probably make your day better. Or maybe worse. It depends.

EHEEHEHEM.

so one time there was this frog. And the frog was a green boi. And he hopped around looking for something to do.

Cus when your a frog, not much happens.

And then he met another frog. SHe was a purple boi.

And they circled around each other, hopping around like they were dancing.

The green frog liked the purple frog.

And the purple frog ate the green frog.

And then she went to froggo town and started a business by herself cus she don't need no man's. And then she married a blue Gorl frog and they ran the business together.

THE END.

Hope you liked that story. Here's another one.

Once upon a time Bill was so stupa dupa in luvs with dipper.

And then bill possessed him.

And basically killed dipper's entire village.

And started the apocalypse.

And gave dipper and his sister major trauma cus they dealt with all that when they were 12.

And so when bill confessed his love for dipstick, dipper said...

NO WAY YOU STOOPID FRIKIN DORIOTO ILLUMINATI YELLOW DOOD.

AND SO BILLDIP NEVER EXISTED.

But then they fell in love anyways because I don't want to make people angry and they had 2 children together named Amanda and Xavier.

The end.

(If you ship billdip that fine I just personally don't see it.)

Ok. So. Let's have another story.

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUN

(this story is a really big joke DONT take it srsly pls I just like creating chaos)

BEST READ IN A REALLY DRAMATIC VOICE.

One day, Tim heard a crashing noise from his backyard. He ran outside to see who the heckin heck it could be.

There, in the ruins of a spaceship, stood a tall, handsome, orange figure.

Tim walked over to him, very curious. "What is your name?" He asked.

"Beep beep! B beep bop bee bebop beep!" Moby said.

Somehow Tim could understand what he was saying. His name was moby, and he had run away from aliens invading his homeland. His ship had crash-landed here, but he thought he'd stay a while.

Moby looked at Tim, and Tim blushed.

"Uhm, if you need a place to stay, you can stay at my house. I have a few spare rooms and-"

"BEep!" Moby said, rushing over to Tim excitedly.

He then explained that he was interested in learning about the lives of the aliens on this strange planet.

Tim laughed and said "I am a bit of an expert. Come on Moby."

They walked over to Tim's house, each asking questions about each other's home planet.

"Beep beep boep?" Moby asked.

"Well, people can look pretty different from each other here. Different hair, different clothes, differe-"

Moby cut him off, staring into Tim's eyes. "Be... beerop?"

Tim blushed and became a little flustered at that question.

"Well some people wouldn't say I am-"

Tim got cut off by Moby again. "B-beep."

Tim felt his whole face turn as red as a tomato. "Uh, um. Well thank you."

Tim and Moby arrived at Tim's house just then, a Moby exclaimed, "Beeeop beep beep!"

"Well what were your houses like?"

"Beep, be, beroop, boo, be-"

"Ok, ok I get it." Said Tim, feeling his tomato-ness fade away.

Tim decided to post a picture of him and Moby on social media, and it was so popular they decided to make a vlog together where Moby would ask Tim questions and Tim would answer them.

Soon kids from all over the world were sending in questions for Tim and Moby to answer.

Tim's affections for Moby only grew, and Moby liked Tim even more.

One day, Moby and Tim were sitting on a couch watching a movie, 6 feet apart because they aren't gae. (Or are they?)

And then Moby -

I'm sorry I can't continue this it's just too ridiculous 🤧🤧🤧

ANYways I hope that made you laugh, and/or gave you nightmares.

THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM TIME IS AN ILLUSION BUY GOLD BYEEEEEEE!