You were out on vacation with your twin brother Adam going out on a cruise. But you quickly realized that it was a huge mistake. Adam ended up brutally murdering everybody because they were all humans and sank the ship. You were now both on a life raft.
y/n: Adaaaaam! What on earth was all that!?
Adam: I don't understand what you are referring too.
y/n: You sunk an entire cruise ship, Adam!
Adam: Are you sure that was me? I-I think I would remember something like that.
y/n: Adam, I watched you fire a harpoon into the captains face!
Adam: That sounds dangerous.
y/n: You we're head butting children off the ship.
Adam: We'll I had to put my bull horns to use somehow.
You signed frustratedly.
y/n: Then you started making out with the cat-eared ice sculptures.
Adam: What can I say? Cat eared girls are hot. Besides no children were on board to see that.
You facepalmed in disapproval.
y/n: I can't believe you're still simping over Blake! Isn't that what literally got you killed?
Adam: Hey! Isn't that spoilers!?
y/n: Everyone knows about that Adam! That's how you're story died in the first place!
You then looked down to see that the life raft you and your brother were on was covered in blood. But you still felt the need to ask your brother what it was.
y/n: Adaaam, what are we standing in?
Adam: Would you believe it's strawberry milkshake?
y/n: No! I would not believe that!
Adam: Uh, melted gumdrops?
y/n: No.
Adam: Boat nectar?
y/n: No.
Adam: Some of God's tears?
y/n: Tell me the truth, Adam.
Adam: Fine. It's the lovely elderly couple from 2B.
y/n: ADAAAAAM!
Adam then pulled out a croissant roll.
Adam: Well they were hogging all the croissant rolls.
Adam then began eating the croissant roll.
y/n: I can't believe you've done this! ...again.
Adam: I will not apologize for justice against humans. Besides, isn't it supposed to be your fault I'm like this?
y/n: You were like this before I left!
Adam: True.
You then looked around and realized there were no other life rafts.
y/n: Where are the other lifeboats?
Adam: Woah! You've won the prize, I didn't even notice that.
You didn't believe Adam. But who would anymore?
y/n: Where are the other lifeboats, Adam?
Adam then looked around at the sky.
Adam: Well, looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the ocean.
Adam then partially unsheathed his sword.
Adam: I cut lots of holes in them.
y/n: ADAM!
Adam: Hey come on bro they deserved it. They're humans.
y/n: You're just, the worst today!
Adam then walked up to you and put his finger up to your face shushing you.
Adam: Shhh! Do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness.
You listened but only heard people drowning.
y/n: That's the sound of people dying!
Adam: Well that's what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence.
You facepalmed in disapproval again.
y/n: Why must I be related to you!?
*So I decided to do a sequel to the first short that was based on llamas with hats. Llamas with hats is of course owned by filmcow and credit to him for the idea. I just did this because I just think it's funny. I don't hate any of the characters or anything and I don't hate roosterteeth or anything. I just feel like they often didn't explore the potential of their characters enough. Anyways I hope you all enjoyed it! Thanks for all your support!*
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Battle Scars Shorts Volume 2 (Yang x Male Reader)
FanfictionThis is a sequel to the series of shorts that I made for my other fanfic series. This is intended to poke fun at the story and its characters. I do not own any character in this story except for the reader. RWBY was made by Monty Oum and is owned by...
