You and your girlfriend Yang were standing outside an interrogation room. Inside the room was none other than Roman Torchwick.
Yang: Alright. Time for some interrogating!
y/n: Yeah!
Yang looked confused.
Yang: So why didn't Blake want to come? Doesn't she hate Torchwick?
y/n: Yeah. But this is supposed to be about you and me so let's just roll with it.
Yang: Hey. Weren't you freaked out by fourth wall breaks last time?
y/n: Oh that was just an April fools thing. That wasn't even canon to this series.
Yang: Good point. So how about we do this good cop and bad cop?
y/n: I call bad cop!
Yang: Hey! What happened to ladies first?
y/n: Too slow. Now come on let's go.
Yang still seemed a bit dissapointed about not getting to be bad cop but she got over it and walked into the room with you.
Yang: Ok Roman Torchwick we can do this the easy way or the hard way.
You suddenly were dressed in street clothes and had a skateboard.
y/n: Hey Roman crime is totally cool. Let's bounce out of this joint and grab a wicked soda. I've gotta skateboard.
You then threw pucks everywhere.
y/n: Pucks!
Yang: That's RAD cop.
y/n: Bummer.
You and Yang tried again but this time you had a box of tissues with you and were crying as you were trying desperately to reach out to Roman Torchwick.
y/n: *Sobbing* Why did you do it Roman? You were so young.
You reached out to Roman with your hand.
y/n: *Sobbing* You had such a bright future.
Roman: What is happening?
Yang: SAD cop.
You sobbed a little more and you and Yang tried again. This time you were dressed up as someone's dad and were smoking from a wooden pipe.
y/n: Roman your mother and I are very disappointed in you.
You began to wrap your free hand around Yang.
Roman: Seriously, WHAT IS HAPPENING!?
Yang: That's DAD co-
Yang looked down to see she was wearing a blouse.
Yang: Where are my clothes!?
You pointed out your wooden pipe to Roman.
y/n: You've been naughty.
You and Yang tried again and this time you dressed up in all plaid and had a bagpipe. You began playing it to harass Roman.
Yang: PLAID cop.
y/n: *Scottish accent* I'm Shrek!
Roman: Ok. I'm really doubting your Adams brother right now.
You and Yang tried again but this time you were showing off your kneepad to Roman.
Yang: KNEE PAD cop.
You and Yang tried yet again and this time-
Yang: A bad Bill Cosbey impersonator trying to explain the plot of breaking bad cop.
y/n: *Terrible Bill Cosbey Impression* So, the dad from Malcolm in the middle...
Yang: NO!
You thought you had it this time so you and Yang tried once more. You slammed a police file on Roman Torchwick on the table and began reading through it.
y/n: Roman Torchwick, street name "Mad Hatter." Born December 18th, 1987 to Annie and Hamish Torchwick, both deceased.
Roman: I'm just glad we're finally taking this seriously.
y/n: First arrest, age 14, two counts of car theft, four counts of breaking and entering, and one count of assaulting a police officer with a kitchen knife. Fourth arrest, age 19, eight counts of aggravated assault, three counts of property damage, and suspected involvement in dust robberies. Fifteenth arrest, age 35 - yesterday. Fourteen eyewitnesses, camera surveillance footage, and enough forensic evidence to clone you and throw both of you in jail for a very very long time.
You leaned forward and looked Roman in the eyes with a serious face.
y/n: Confess now Roman and maybe we can cut you a deal.
Yang seemed pretty impressed by you.
Yang: Not bad ba-
You stood up revealing you were wearing a tutu.
y/n: Also!
Yang: Dammit!
y/n: I am a jellybean!
You raised up one of your feet on the table.
Roman: What the-!?
y/n: Have you seen my penguins!?
You grabbed Roman's wrists and pulled him closer.
y/n: THE GOVERNMENT IS BEES!?
Roman: Can someone please just throw me in jail!?
Yang looked frustrated and disappointed.
Yang: MAD cop... Great...
y/n: I love you!
You let go of Roman and he looked like he was trying desperately to forget what just happened. You and Yang then left the room to talk.
y/n: How did I do?
Yang: Terribly! You know what? Executive decision, I'll be bad cop and you be good cop.
Yang was about to walk into the room again but you had an idea.
y/n: Wait...
You and Yang looked at eachother.
y/n: Why don't we both be bad cop?
Yang seemed to like the idea.
Yang: Yeahhh.
y/n: Yeaaahhhhhh.
Yang: Yeaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
y/n: YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
You and Yang then walked into the room again dressed up as a combination of all the cops you were earlier. Roman looked terrified of you both and began tucking himself into a corner.
Roman: ALRIGHT I CONFESS! JUST GIVE ME THE DEATH PENALTY!
*Well this was a thing. This short was based on Tomska's the Confession 2. On a more important note, however, I'm afraid finals and projects will be coming up soon so unfortunately I'll have to take a break from posting for a while. I thank you all for your patience and all of your support!*
YOU ARE READING
Battle Scars Shorts Volume 2 (Yang x Male Reader)
FanfictionThis is a sequel to the series of shorts that I made for my other fanfic series. This is intended to poke fun at the story and its characters. I do not own any character in this story except for the reader. RWBY was made by Monty Oum and is owned by...
