It was an ordinary day at Beacon. You and your girlfriend Yang were talking in the lounge together and Yang seemed much more affectionate than usual. After a while, she asked you to come with her to talk privately. Normally she only did so when she was angry but she seemed very excited this time.
Once you both got to a private room Yang clung up to you from in front.
Yang: Babe, I like you a lot. I mean A LOT.
You started to feel nervous.
y/n: Is that so?
Yang giggled excitedly.
Yang: Yeah. And I want to take our relationship a step further.
You weren't fully sure what Yang meant.
y/n: How?
Yang smiled passionately and tackled you and pinned you to the ground.
Yang: I want to have sex.
You were shocked.
y/n: WHAT!?
Yang then leaned forward to kiss you but then you heard an alarm go off. You looked to where the sound was coming from and saw a blaring red sign that reads "VIRGIN ALARM".
y/n: What the heck is that!?
You then saw Glynda and another Yang walk into the room. Glynda pulled the Yang off from on top of you and held her by the wrist.
Glynda: I think not, sex fiend!
Second Yang: Yeah! Stay off, my man!
You were majorly confused at the fact that there were two Yangs.
y/n: Wait! What is happening? Why are there two of you and why is there a "virgin alarm"?
Glynda her baton at you.
Glynda: It's an alarm that is designed to go off before you do.
Second Yang: Oh. Sorry babe you must be confused. I'm the real Yang in this universe. This other... me, is fanservice, Yang.
y/n: Fanservice?
Fanservice Yang: Yeah... a lot of authors just use me to be a horny slut for their smut stories. I can't say I'm surprised though. I'm a blonde top-heavy bimbo according to most smut lovers.
Yang: Tell me about it.
You were even more confused.
y/n: What do you mean by authors?
Yang: Oh we're in fanfic. The author was disappointed with how the show I came from basically became fanservice where the developers essentially just started doing what people asked them to do so he started writing how he believed the story could have been done better.
You were even more confused.
y/n: Wait! WHAT!? Where in a fanfic!?
I walked into the room.
Darkdragon647: Yeah. I felt like a lot of the characters in this show were really done poorly. They had a lot of potentials but Roosterteeth kinda failed them.
You had no idea who I was.
y/n: Who the heck are you!?
Yang: Oh that's God basically.
y/n: GOD!?
Darkdragon647: As far as this universe is concerned... yes.
You were confused out of your mind.
y/n: This universe!? What the heck!?
Yang then grabbed your arm and tried to calm you down.
Yang: Ehh. Don't worry about it, babe. Darkdragon647 just likes to break the fourth wall sometimes.
Darkdragon647: Yeah. I also sometimes like to make references to other media sometimes too. For instance, the whole virgin alarm thing was in reference to Spaceballs.
Yang laughed.
Yang: Yeah I bet you're gonna get a lot of laughs for that.
Darkdragon647: I decided to do it as an April fools day prank also.
Glynda: Hmm. That explains a lot actually. Well then, I'd better take this Yang back to a smutty fanfic. Farewell then.
y/n: Wait! I still don't know what's even happening!
Darkdragon647: Yeah well... if I stay here and try to explain it we'll be here all day. So I'd better just finish off things here.
Glynda then took fanservice Yang off to another story. You and Yang then continued about your day together. You were confused as hell. But after a while, Yang helped you come to terms with reality.
y/n: I still don't understand any of this!
Well too bad.
Heya, everyone! Happy April Fools Day! I decided to pull a joke in reference to one of my favorite films Spaceballs. Spaceballs is directed by Mel Brooks. If you haven't already seen the movie I highly recommend you go see it. It's absurdly funny.
Here's the scene that contains the virgin alarm reference. This scene is brought to you by JCH 007.
Well, I hope you all liked the April Fools joke. Thanks for all your support!
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Battle Scars Shorts Volume 2 (Yang x Male Reader)
FanfictionThis is a sequel to the series of shorts that I made for my other fanfic series. This is intended to poke fun at the story and its characters. I do not own any character in this story except for the reader. RWBY was made by Monty Oum and is owned by...
