Came Here For Love (Love Island AU 2018)

Any Hole is a Goal / Dommy

"Alright ladies and gentlemen!" Josh begins from the balcony, grabbing everyone's attention. "Today in the villa, we have our first session with the Love Guru!"

"Uh, Lex and John are down here mate!" Grant jokes, making us all laugh.

"When he speaks, it is true. He is someone you need to listen to! Welcome aboard the Love Guru!" Josh starts singing, making us chuckle.

Eden rushes out, to mixed reactions from the group, not knowing whether to laugh or roll their eyes at him proclaiming himself the love guru.

"Bet ya they take Mac up there," I tell Francoise, John, Grant and Tayla.

"We're not taking that bet," they all announce, the others overhearing and laughing.

"Babe, you're psychic, we know better than to make bets with you if we're just gonna lose every time!" John laughs, cuddling me from behind and resting his chin on top of my head.

"You guys ruin my fun!" I pout, making everyone laugh.

"On today's show we have our first guest, we call her Mac!" Eden announces, continuing the little schtick the boys have going on.

"Booyah!" I exclaim, and the others practically piss themselves laughing. Mac gets up from her spot with some of the other girls on the daybeds under the pergola and heads upstairs to humour the two boys.

"But seriously, how is he the 'Love Guru' if you guys have already fallen in love and said the big three word? He and Erin haven't and they've been together since they laid eyes on each other. They were pretty much undressing each other with their eyes as they stood there!" Tayla questions, and we start snickering.

"How could he not fall in love with me, I'm amazing!" I jokingly flip my hair as they laugh.

"Good point, you are," John smiles, kissing my cheek from behind as the others 'aw' at us mockingly.

I quickly reach out and tickle Grant in retaliation, and he practically squeals as he squirms and wriggles to get away, and the rest of us start wheezing.

"You sounded like that butterfly from this morning!" Justin wheezes as he comes over, making me and John laugh harder, because we know what he's talking about.

"Not the butterfly!" John gasps out, hunched over trying to catch his breath.

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"I got a text!" Jax yells from his spot on one of the daybeds, food in his mouth.

"Please finish that mouthful before you read that," I tell him, and he nods with a blush at me mothering him.

"Islanders, do you have the balls to take part in today's challenge? If you do, you are ALL going to score. #footballfetish #backofthenet"

Everyone starts cheering, but then one of the girls questions what we're actually gonna be doing.

"Ask little miss psychic over here," Grant says, poking me from where I've sat myself next to him on the end of the daybed. Everyone looks to me in anticipation of what I'm about to say.

"My guess is soccer and some touchy touchy," I shrug.

"What's Lexi's song of the day?" Josh asks as we all head upstairs to get ready for the challenge.

"How many people have seen Rocky Horror Picture Show?" I ask, getting nods from everyone.

Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a Touch me

I wanna be dirty

Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me

Creature of the night