Lexi is 24 from Melbourne, Australia and is looking for love. What better way to find it than sign up for the first Aussie season of Love Island?
Follow her journey in the villa, from fun and games, maybe a breakdown or two, and hopefully finding lo...
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So the objective of this challenge is to try and make the best looking pizza in our couples using other body parts than our hands and trying to make it sexy. Which basically means, this is gonna be a messy ass trainwreck, and it'll be more funny than sexy. Everyone starts with a ball of dough, has to flatten it, and then start adding toppings.
"Hola ladies and gentlemen! Today we're doing a game called Dirty Pizza!" Josh announces and we all give him a round of applause. "Who's excited?!"
"I have all the power, I'm the judge, I'm the host! So you all need to be really nice to me, and maybe even flirt with me," he shrugs with a cheeky smirk. "Introducing our first couple, my ex-partner Cassidy, and Dom!"
We give them a cheer as they wander up to the table where they'll be assembling their pizza.
"You have 3 minutes to make the pizza as dirty as you can. 3, 2, 1, go!" Josh calls out and they scramble to start.
Cassidy essentially does a belly flop on the table to try and flatten it, and then using her legs, Dom pulls her (and the table) back and forth like a makeshift rolling pin, making me cackle with laughter. Dom then puts the sauce bottle between his legs, gets on a stool, and Cass leans forward to the sauce bottle mimicking something NASTY, and Dom clamps his thighs together and it shoots out at Cass, making her scream.
Beach Hut - John and Lexi
"Not ideal when it hits the back of your throat without warning," I grin, looking towards my lovely boyfriend.
"Always gotta give a warning," he smirks at the camera, and we both end up cackling our heads off.
Present Time
Most peoples pizza's go similarly to Dom and Cass, and then finally it's John and I's turn, and we are the last pair. The time starts, and John lifts me up and places me down right on the ball of dough to flatten it. He continues to do so, trying to be as gentle as possible, to flatten out the dough. John does something similar to what Dom did with the sauce, except I don't get it shot in my face. Next we have to grate some cheese, and I stand on the table with it strapped to my ass and start twerking as he holds the cheese against it. Compared to everyone else, my movements are slower and more consistent, which means we're also the quickest at this part. As for the toppings, he passes them to me between his teeth, and I take them in the same way and place them down on the pizza from there.
We manage to finish in the quickest time, and compared to all the other pizza's, ours looks the most presentable, and we're pretty happy with our work. We are also the cleanest out of everyone, with only my ass being covered in flour and a couple spots of sauce on his shorts.
