Mushroom Drama World Tour

Olympic Sized Problems

Blue Toad: Last time, on Mushroom Drama World Tour. We reached Iceland, the land of hot and cold. The arguement were hot, and the losses were cold. Mario and Peach sang a battle of the ages, or 15 seconds. Birdo costed her team the win and got voted out. What Should We Be Named has split. What will happen this time on Mushroom, Drama, WOOOOORLD TOOOOOUUUUUUUR!!!!

In first class
Roy: This is it, guys.
Daisy: Yeah.
Roy: Who asked you.
Daisy: Well who asked you?
Confessional-
Roy: It was probably Daisy as why Toad's gone. She wanted us to not have more people.
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Daisy: Girls.
Toadette: What?
Peachette: What do you want?
Daisy: The boys need to go down.
Toadette: We're on the same team
Daisy: I mean when we lose, idiot.
Peachette: How are we gonna split them apart?
Toadette: Well it won't involve Daisy.
Daisy: Yeah, they hate me.
Toadette: I say I attempt to lure one of them out of the alliance.
Peachette: When you can, try to do that.
Confessional-
Toadette: Ain't no way they're going to trust me. I just gotta hope I can pull one of them out.
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*At the door of first class*
Toadette: How am I gonna do this? Ugh...
Mario: Hey. Need help with something?
Toadette:W-what are you doing here?
Mario: Well, I couldn't stop thinking bout you, so I came to see you.
Toadette: *Face goes red*
Confessional-
Toadette: Well, he is pretty handsome.
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Mario: I heard what you need help with. How bout you throw the challenge. Don't make it too obvious. And then blame it on one of the boys.
Toadette: O-ok.
Confessional-
Mario: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Too easy!!! I didn't know she'd be that weak!! All I need to do is watch their team fall apart.
*Plane lands*
Blue Toad: Welcome to Greece!! Home of the ocean... and today's challenge feature! The Olympics! There'll be five challenges. Each a different Olympic sport. Villains, choose someone to sit out.
Bowser: We should sit Yoshi. Wario's lazy, but he's muscular. Yoshi is just lazy.
Yoshi: No! I wanna prove myself!
Wario: I'm fine with that.
Rosalina: Got it.
Blue Toad: Very well! The first event will be Obstacle Track!
Daisy: That's not in the Olympics.
Blue Toad: The Olympics are copyrighted, so I had to make my own events.
Peach: But they're-
Blue Toad: SHUT IT. Who will compete?
Luigi: Me!
Peachette: No, me!
Pauline: Can I take this one?
Waluigi: Sure!
Yoshi: I'll go!
Mario, Bowser, Wario: HAHAHHAHAHA!!
Yoshi: I'll show you.
Blue Toad: Peachette, you'll go.
Peachette: Hah!
Blue Toad: Ok, so you'll do a dash, then jump through the ring, slide under the hurdle, climb the wall, use the trampoline to leap over the mud, or run through the mud if you want, then  another dash. Go!!
*They all do the first two correctly, when Yoshi hits his head on the hurdle*
Mario: Hahaha-
*Peach smacks him across the face*
Peach: Shut up!
Mario: Ow!
*Peachette and Pauline climb over the wall, when Pauline uses the trampoline and gets over, and Peachette takes the mud*
Peachette: I got this- *She sinks into the 3 feet deep mud* I should've seen this coming.
*Pauline crosses the finish line with no competition*
Pauline: Well that wasn't so hard!
*Everyone amazed by how fast she was*
Confessional-
Pauline: What? I do track! Placed first in the whole city!
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Peach: So much for showing us how good you are.
Rosalina: Leave him alone!
Yoshi: Yeah!
Jr: Like, shut up. My turn!
Mario: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THE LAST TWO DAYS?!
Jr: Napping.
Confessional-
Bowser: He has to go. Now.
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Blue Toad: Well, Andioop wins the first medal! Our next event is gonna be boar hunting. Make teams of two.
Roy: Luigi, let's do this.
Luigi: Y-yep.
Confessional-
Luigi: WHY AM I SO NERVOUS?
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Mario: I'll do this.
Peach: Me too!
Confessional-
Mario: Great. Her.
Confessional-
Peach: I need to keep a close eye on him. I very close eye.
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Dry Bones: We don't exactly have anyone strong.
Mona: Me and Waluigi!!
Waluigi: Yay.
Blue Toad: Whichever team gets the medal on the boat first wins!! Oh, and, you need to sing
Mario: WHY?!
[ To the tune of "Bad Blood"
Peach: Cause baby now we got bad blood.
Mario: Yeah we used to be number 1.
Waluigi: Take a look what you done.
Mona: Cause baby we'll be number one, hey!
Luigi: Now our team has some problems.
Roy: I don't think we can solve 'em.
Waluigi: Acting like a nut job.
Mario: Baby we'll be number one, hey!
Roy: Did she have to do this?
Luigi: Can't believe I thought they could be trusted.
Roy: She ruined our whole team.
Luigi: Don't worry all we need is you and me- I mean.
Waluigi: Did you have to pick me, we're so lost can't even see the other teams.
Mona: Don't worry, it's in the past, we'll catch up and find a rainbow kitty.
*At this point, Mario and Roy are plastic sword fighting while Luigi and Peach are trying to get the boar.*
Mario: Oh, it's so sad to, think about you guys, even tryyyyyyyying.
Roy: Cause baby now we got bad blood.
Mario: Trying to be the number one.
Luigi: He made a really deep cut!
Peach: Now we'll be number one, hey!] *Peach grabs the medal*
Blue Toad: So, that settles that!
Luigi: Roy, are you ok?! *Bolts to Roy*
Roy: Yeah, I'm fine, got hit on the head, but other than that.
*Deep eye contact*
...
*Roy leans in and gives him a light kiss*
Roy: Thanks for caring.
Confessional-
Roy: H-he's the first person who's cared... maybe being a bully isn't right for me. Now that I know people care.
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Blue Toad: The medals stand 1-1-0. Out next event is wrestling!
Bowser: YEAH!
Daisy: LET'S GO!
Ludwig: I might as well.
Blue Toad: GO!
*Ludwig gets KO'd instantly*
Dry Bones: Great job.
Daisy: GET OVER HERE YOU FAT TURTLE!!
*Puts Bowser in headlock*
Bowser: Ugh! Agh! Y-your strong, I'll give you that. Are we allowed to tag people in?
Blue Toad: Sure!
*Roy and Mario get tagged in to beat each other up*
Luigi: Be careful Roy!
Koopa: *glances at Luigi when he says that*
Confessional-
Koopa: Luigi has been caring a lot more about Roy. Suspicious... gotta keep an eye on my own alliance. Also, Daisy is stupidly strong.
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*Bowser and Roy are knocked out*
Mario: Just cause your a girl doesn't mean I'll go easy.
Daisy: No need to-
*Mario uppercuts her and knocks her out*
Mario: I don't wanna hear it.
*The Villains are cheering*
Blue Toad: 2-1-0! Our next event is climbing!
Jr: Let me go!
Bowser: No.
Jr: NOW!!!
Bowser: Jesus Christ! Fine!
Koopa: I'll do it.
Dry Bones: I got this.
Blue Toad: Go!
*Dry Bones makes quick work of a portion of it*
Dry Bones: *grabs handhold* I-is this butter?
Blue Toad: Yep!
Dry Bones: You are awful. *slips* AHH! Oof!
Koopa: See ya. *Slowly climbs to second section* Why does this smell weird? Is it... ACHOO!! *Lets go* Pepper. Of course. AGHH!!! OW!!
Jr: You guys suck at this.
Mario: How bout you START CLIMBING?!
Jr: I can't reach.
Villains: YOU WHAT?!?!?!?!!?
Dry Bones: Now that I'm past the butter- *sniffs* Oh no. A-a- ACHOO!! Agh!!!!!! OWWW!!
Koopa: Lemme guess what this is made of. Dog hair?
Blue Toad: Correct!
Koopa: Ew ew ew!! *Lets go* Dang it. AGHHHHH!!! OWWW!! That is a long drop.
Jr: Can someone give me a lift?
Blue Toad: Nope.
Dry Bones: Wait, did he say dog hair? *gags* Just, keep, going.
Koopa: Nope. *Moves Dry Bones's hand*
Dry Bones: You rat! AGH!
*Koopa finishes*
Koopa: I'm gonna take a nap.
Blue Toad: I have decided that the last medal will be worth two! So anyone can win!
Mario: That's not fair!
Blue Toad: Are you the host?
Mario: No.
Blue Toad: Do you make the rules?
Mario: No.
Blue Toad: As I thought. Pipe up again and you won't like it. You will have to fly up to the medal using these wingsuits! Toadette, Rosalina, and Dimentio, suit up.
Toadette: *mumbles* Throw the challenge. Got it.
Luigi: What?
Toadette: Just some words of encouragement.
Blue Toad: Are you all ready?
All three: Yep.
Blue Toad: Go!
Toadette: Th-this is really hard with short arms.
Dimentio: Well then imagine having no arms!
Rosalina: This isn't so hard! This is actually quite fun!
Dimentio: I'm finally generating momentum.
Toadette: *mumbles* Gotta make it look close.
Rosalina: I can almost reach the medal. Th-this is so tiring... just gotta... keep... going.
Dimentio: I got you milady. *Catches Rosalina*
Rosalina: Th-thank you!
Dimentio: N-no problem.
Confessional-
Dimentio: Rosalina looks kind of cute in a wing suit. With her white hair, and her bright blue eyes...
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Dimentio: Almost there... GOT IT!!
Blue Toad: It's official! What Should We Be Named is going to send someone packing. Again.
*Toadette's team is glaring at her*
Toadette: Sorry guys.
Daisy: A little birdie told us YOU WERE THROWING!
Toadette: W-what are you talking about?
Confessional-
Toadette: Mario. It was him. I need to warn my team of him before I go. I hope other people know Mario's a bad person.
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*Plane starts going*
Daisy: Blue Toad, we'd like to have our elimination now.
Blue Toad: Already?
Daisy: We don't need to talk. We know who's going home.
Blue Toad: Go vote then.

Voting:
Daisy: Toadette.
Luigi: Toadette.
Roy: Toadette.
Koop: Toadette.
Peachette: Toadette.
Toadette: I'll vote myself.

Blue Toad: Well, it's unanimous. Toadette. Any last words?
Toadette: Mario is-
*Gets kicked off*
Toadette: AGHHHHHH!!!!!!
Blue Toad: Darn. I wonder what she would have said. Well, one team is down to five. We've learned some people's true colors today. We learned just how useless the power of love really is. We learned that rumors spread like wildfire, and we learned that everyone can be a winner on this show's Olympics, well, except for the people who didn't win. Join us next time on MUSHROOM, DRAMA, WOOOOOORRRRLLLLDDD TOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUURRRRR!!!

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