Mushroom Drama World Tour

Swedish Meat-brawl

Blue Toad: Last time, on Mushroom Drama World Tour! We went to China, where we had an epic race along the Great Wall of China! People fought, and threw each other, and in the end, it was a sled that won, and it all ended with a forced double elimination on Hammer Bro and Toad. What will happen this time on Mushroom Drama WOOORRRRLLLLD TOOOOOOUUUUURRRR!!!!

Second Class
Dry Bones: It's a lot more quiet in here.
Koopa: I know right?
Mario: There's only five of us in here.
Daisy: And after today, there will only be four.
Pauline: I plan on not being that person, so don't get in my way.
First Class
Peachette: Rosie, can you believe it? We're in the final seven!!!
Rosalina: I know right!! It's so exciting!!
"Attention all contestants! It's Blue Toad here. Today's challenge will be special. Whoever places last, and there will not be a tie, will get eliminated IMMEDIATELY after the challenge. This is the Death-match Challenge! GOOD LUCK, CAUSE YOUR GONNA NEED IT!!"
Rosalina: Immediately?
Confessional-
Peachette: He said immediately after the challenge, which means there is no elimination ceremony. Whoever places last in this challenge will go home immediately. I've never been more scared.
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*Plane lands*
Blue Toad: *In awful Swedish accent* Welcome to Sweden!
*Silence*
Blue Toad: *Normal* Thanks.
Mario: Wh-where are those jackets?!
Blue Toad: They're here!
Everyone: *Cheers*
Blue Toad: In 4 weeks!
*Everyone complains*
Blue Toad: You all probably want to know the Death-match Challenge. It is going to be a Viking Battle! First competitor to touch the water by any means necessary WILL BE ELIMINATED. You are not competing for First Class. No one will get that today!
Daisy: Wow.
Blue Toad: Everyone get to your assigned boats.
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Dry Bones: Wow. Pink.
Pauline: Ew. Orange.
Peachette: Purple. Meh.
Rosalina: Yay blue!
Mario: I can live with green.
Daisy: Yellow is ok.
Koopa: Red. Whatever.
Blue Toad: Actually, there is a way to win First Class! If you can grab the flag in the center, not only do you get First Class for you and a friend, but you get to PICK WHO GOES HOME!! Everyone ready?
Confessional-
Mario: And then I heard it. The flag grabber picks who goes home. I knew right then and there I have to win this. I need Rosalina to get out. She's becoming a challenge threat.
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Blue Toad: GO!!
Everyone sets sail
Daisy: Who do I attack? Eenie, meenie, minie, moe, who do I want to end their show? Whose the lucky one today, I think PAULINE is her name! *Fires cannon at Pauline*
Pauline: Watch it!!! I'm trying not to get my hair wet!
Daisy: That's nice. For all I know, I think you need a bath!
Mario: Y'all do realize these things have radios, so how about you stop screaming because everyone can hear you perfectly fine.
Daisy: Whoops.
*Peachette to Rosalina*
Peachette: Hey, do you wanna team up?
Rosalina: Definitely! Who are we gonna attack?
Peachette: Koopa. I'm remembering how Ludwig said he was a major villain, so it would be smart to take him out.
Rosalina: He was also talking about Pauline, and what about her?
Peachette: She's a fellow girl, so we can take her out next.
Rosalina: You really are starting to sound like them.
Peachette: Oh no.
Confessional-
Peachette: Am I... becoming one of the villains?
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*Mario to Daisy*
Mario: Who ya gunning for?
Daisy: I'm looking for Pauline, she's gone missing.
Mario: How about we attack the girls that are very clearly teaming up in front of us?
Daisy: I have personal business to deal with right now.
Mario: What did she do?
Daisy: She replaced my lipstick with glue stick. She replaced my nail polish with paint. She took my makeup kit and threw it out of the window. Never mess with a girl's makeup.
Mario: You do you. I'm gonna go find other help.
Blue Toad: Nope!
Mario: Not now.
Daisy: Not here.
Blue Toad: Yep!!
[Disco music
Mario: They're teaming up, so I gotta go...
Peachette: Who said anything about us working together?
Daisy: I have a girl, I have to hunt.
Pauline: Why me? Is it cause you can't survive without it?
Dry Bones: You all are being real annoying. Now let me get the flag in piece.
*Dry Bones's ship almost gets shot*
Koopa: Not so fast, buddy, I'm not going without a fight.
Rosalina: Cause it's a Viking Brawl!
Mario: Cannons all over the place.
Daisy: Viking Brawl!
Pauline: Fighting for the flag.
Peachette: Viking Brawl!
Koopa: Trying not to die a horrible death.
Dry Bones: Oh, yeaaaaaaaah!
Everyone: It's a Viking Brawl!
Daisy: YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!]
Pauline: Is it just me, or has no one decided to go to the flag?
Daisy: You might wanna start worrying about your personal safety. *Shoots Pauline's ship*
Pauline: NO!!! No, no, no!!! Please don't start sinking! Please!!
Confessional-
Pauline: That's when I knew then and there, I would have to take drastic measures.
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Pauline: I'm not going down first!! *Steers her ship towards Daisy*
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Peachette: It's nice just chilling in the back of the arena.
Rosalina: Thanks for letting me climb onto your ship.
*Rosalina's ship sinks*
Rosalina: Oh no. They're onto us!
Mario: QUIT TEAMING!!!!
Peachette: *Fires cannon, but it doesn't go to Mario*
Mario: Missed!
Peachette: I wasn't aiming at you!
*It hits Dry Bones's ship and his ship starts slowly sinking*
Dry Bones: Oh no. I'm gonna have to sink someone's ship and fast.
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Koopa: Wow, can't believe no one has gone for me. This is gonna be really easy.
Mario: Hello!
Koopa: Not you Mario. Not now. Don't touch my ship, and I'll guarantee your safety.
Mario: A guarantee from you of all people is not gonna be enough.
*An explosion in the distance*
Peachette: MY SHIP IS ON FIRE!!!!! HELP!!!!
Pauline: DAISY GET READY!!
Daisy: UH, PAULINE'S ABOUTTA CRASH INTO MY SHIP!!
Mario: LEAP OF FAITH TIME!!
Dry Bones: I'M FREAKING SINKING!!
Rosalina: ME AND PEACHETTE NEED HELP NOW!!! SOS!!
Koopa: MARIO YOUR SHIP IS ABOUT TO DESTROY MINE!!
*We now get a frozen snapshot of what's happening. Mario had jumped from his ship and he might grab the flag, or he might get eliminated. Koopa's ship is literally about to get split in half by Mario's abandoned ship. Peachette's ship has burst into flames from Koopa and her and Rosalina are desperately trying to stop it. Dry Bones is hanging onto the top of the mast as his feet are about to touch the water. And Daisy and Pauline's ships are about to collide. Life unfreezes and everything gets destroyed and everyone lands on the shore from explosions*
Blue Toad: Wow. That was epic. Did anyone even win.
Mario: *Raises his hand, showing THE FLAG* I won...
Blue Toad: Nice jump Mario!
At the Fake Elimination Ceremony
Blue Toad: Never thought I'd be doing this, but I'm gonna read the singular vote. Daisy, you are safe.
Daisy: Thank god.
Blue Toad: Koopa, you are safe.
Koopa: Whatever.
Blue Toad: Pauline, you are safe.
Pauline: Yes!
Blue Toad: Dry Bones, you are safe.
Dry Bones: Phew!
Peachette: Wait...
Rosalina: One of us is going...
Blue Toad: Peachette...
Peachette: Well... this is it.
Blue Toad: ... you are safe. Rosalina, you are eliminated with one vote.
Rosalina: I'm not mad. Just why?
Mario: You've been a little too good in the challenges and a little too good at being sociable. If you weren't stopped here, you would've won the entire thing.
Rosalina: Fair logic. Good luck everyone! I hope everyone has a lot of fun! Peachette, win for girl power! Pauline, Win for being friends! Mario: Win for having fun! Daisy, win for being amazing! Koopa, win for being smart! Dry Bones, win for being cool! Everyone has a reason to win! Good luck! *She gets booted off*
Pauline: *sobbing* That was a beautiful speech.
Blue Toad: With the most tragic elimination having occurred, who will go next on Mushroom Drama WOOORRRLLLD TOOOOOUUUUUURRRRRR!!!!