Warped Reality

Chapter Seven

Marinette

She leaned back in the desk chair, kicking her feet up onto the teacher's desk. Adrien was at one of the student desks, his head resting in one of his palms. They had been hiding in this room for ten minutes, basically just waiting out the bell for the next class.

"Good morning miss Du-pain Cheng. What shall we be learning today?" He teased, and she grinned.

This Adrien was so much like the old one. Aside from the willingness to throw hands of course. Her Adrien would never, probably due to how strict his father was.

"Good morning Mr Agreste. Class hasn't even started and you're already looking tired. Didn't sleep well?"

He grinned, sitting up a little straighter.

"No ma'am. Someone tried breaking into my house last night."

She scoffed, picking up a pair of glasses on the desk, slipping them on.

"Oh please. You expect me to believe such a thing?  I suppose this intruder kept you from doing your homework as well hmm?"

"Well, they were in my bed all night."

She blushed, and his eyes seemed to widen, as if he just realized how that sounded. She quickly brushed it off, making a tsk-tsk sound.

"The only thing you're supposed to be doing, is the work I assign you."

She turned to the board to hide her flustered face, grabbing a marker off of the rack before she looked up at the board. Horrified, she slowly ran her eyes over the words scrawled across it.

'Sexual Education'

Adrien chuckled behind her, and she blushed darkly, turning to scowl at him. He knew that was up there the whole time.

"And what will you be teaching me today?"

He was enjoying this way too much.

"That a man should think with only one head."

"Oh? Which one would that be?" He purred, and she scowled at him, pointing the marker at his face.

"The biggest one. Obviously."

He smirked, leaning back and placing his hands behind his head.

"Whose to say which is which?"

Her jaw dropped, and he burst out laughing. She couldn't help but laugh with him, pulling the glasses off and setting them aside. The bell rang, and they both grew quiet as student footsteps echoed down the hall towards their next class. He sighed, wiping at his eyes.

"You're pretty funny once you get past all that shyness."

He stood, walking over to her to grab his bag. She smiled, shaking her head. If only she could act like that around the real Adrien. Maybe he would respond the same way this one had. No, no if her Adrien did that she would faint.

"We should probably wait until the hall clears."

He leaned against the edge of the desk, and she pictured him in a pressed white shirt, with a black neck tie. He would make a hot teacher. She turned away, setting the marker back below the board.

"So tell me about the guy you're after. You said he was kinda like me. Do I know him?"

She hesitated, running her fingers through her hair. She knew she shouldn't have said anything. But she had been upset, because visiting Master Fu's home had been a complete bust. The building he used to live in was empty, and she had no clue how she was expected to find him.