Oh god those Bala balls swinging and bouncin' while I jumped around playing guitar and singin' i love my Bala balls they are so hot! "Alright everyone I'm gonna really impress you guys out there!" I Ballard into the mic
I whipped out my three massive Bala balls. I heard everyone gasp and sobbed, even some exploded and died. Then this fag sucked em off and I shot them in the balls!
Metallica is so fun I love our Bala balls. Some nights we all go to Lars' room and whip our Bala balls all over his face. And even sometimes we rub them together as a big ol band! Fuckin bala balls' 😡😡😚💪💪💪