I thought Couch love me and only me! I cant believe close set her up with Jon fanfic FOWVL! He ficking left my balks! Period, explanation point!
I walked to couch's couch and laid the biggest dump ever on couch's nuts just like Kirk taught me.
"Lar you fuckingb wench how dare you-" I stabbed her balls and suendid Napster
Then I went to napsters head cortex and made the creator suck my balls
MOMEY GOD MAPSTER BALLS
