I was on my way to my date with Stan. He became a fucking swing set but he was still really pretty hot! I arrived "hey babe what's cocking in the valance!" I said then saw FUCKING MIGHTY JA! "Jam you fucking homo cat!" I screamed and ripped his Bala out of my beloved Saturday. "You fucking-" jam started making out with me. Shoving me to the playground woodchips. "Ahh jam you fucking table!" I see. "You little Bala think you can degrade me but I have no link only you have all kink Krallen!" Jam said like a Bala hoe. This homo is so gay wtf. "I'm not gay hamo!" I said smacking his Bala. He laughed then balled me so hard that I balled!
I hate ham! He is such a crack addict! What I'm crack! Fuck!