(Russia DONT bomb america cause of me! And stop bombing Ukraine I'm from Ukraine so don't you Bala)
"тьфу сказал джем в мой офис ты гей бала" said with his Russian balls. "президент путин перестань называть меня бала это действительно ранит мои чувства." His senior gay said but Putin kicked his balls making him go fetch jam.
Jam walked in wearing only a bra.
"Ahh putin ONG!" Jam yelled "я говорю только по русски ты тупой болван" putin siad standing up kissing jams balls then they balled and now ww3 has started