Is breezy day at that it was in the middle of autumn late September Lars favorite season he would go on walks in dream he would dream of a hot boyfriend that head luscious black hair but it was like died so it's kind of fake with who cares it's fake what god damn but Lowe's wanted dismanned so bad he was only in his visions in his dreams though how how is he going to accomplish this well he's dreams told him to go to Norway and he decided OK and so he did he went to Norway Norway in like my crotch hurts owl anyway he went to fuck in Norway he searched and searched for this man and he decided oh my God I need to go to the big city Oslo in so he decided to a fucking like drive there and so he did it so basically what he did was he found the record shop that his boyfriend soon to be boyfriend owned and here he walked in and second he walked in his boyfriend or like block that is with him and he was like oh my God Lar is that you and he started tearing up in law was like oh my God it's you it's really really you and they hugged and Vale was there and he was like what the fuck is your issues that's my hostage and he hit Lar over the head with a wrench in so he passed out and they tied them up in the basement as lot along with his boyfriend Euronymous right next to him and he hit him with a wrench is it but since the beginning of the score in the wrench sounded like trying to break up in crystals he just said the cops were called into the cops from Lar and they were like oh my God Lars Ulrich from Metallica what are we gonna do in the gym came down and he whipped out his chicken and he was like suck my chicken balls in Vail was like oh my God and then he did and then he was famous for sucking Jhames chicken but he got him pregnant with like 20 billion Smurfs and it was terrible it was really really terrible man it was fucking awful it was terrible completely terrible that this happened but Lar and Euronymous end up getting married and having 12 children that all were fucking mistakes like goddamn why why like why just why in anyway have them killed them self the other two stayed alive and they got a divorce because their children all killed them self and it was pretty bad it was pretty pretty bad but the two that are remaining the two that are meaning or I hate to tell you this but it's Lessel and it's Kiki and they're just the worst people in the whole world man it's terrible it's absolutely terrible I just I don't know it was terrible I was absolutely terrible it was anyway what happened is Kirk Hammett krack decided that I was the prettiest woman ever inside it's above me like 20 times we got married and everything I know I have a choking because of it but let's get real every time I have sex it's just not the same as it is with freaking krack I swear to God it's just so impossible to live in this day and age but anyway Lar and Euronymous got divorced but they got back together because they're soulmates and you know soulmates always get back together that's just common sense it was like a lot of common sense and well anyway he basically they got back together and they had 20 more Smurfs but they all killed them self two in one roommate which was peak and peak was just absolute mistake and his Uber driver ended up crashing the car
