This is Us

Chapter 5- Fadia

Class was uneventful, then again how eventful can a class be, it's just sitting their and soaking up information. Does that make us learning sponges? Wait, how much knowledge could a learning sponge learn if a learning sponge could learn knowledge? That's one twisted tongue twister. I'm great at this.

Anyway, class was boring. Thank god for lunch, where I could finally just chill with my people.

"Ew, why are these lunch seats so warm?"

"Well, Lily, at least five other butts have sat here so far, so that would be butt warmth you're feeling," replied Karen.

"Thanks Karen, I feel so much better," says Lily, sarcasm dripping from her voice.

"She's right, the butt warmth has made these seats feel like the burning sun," I comment, "but I bet if everyone iced the booty daily, as I have suggested in my Fabia 101 tips, this would not be the case."

"You're all so weird," adds Denny oh-so-rudefully, "what are you even talking about?"

"Not my fault you can't handle the fab," Karen mumbles under her breath.

"Oh my god, did you hear? Dirk and Britney broke up," Franchesca says, taking a seat.

"I know," says Emily.

"But as usual, you didn't tell us, Emily. What happened?" questions Karen.

"Britney kept chasing Jhaysen," Emily says.

"I hope he didn't go for her."

"Oh no, he wouldn't. For whatever reason, Jhaysen is, like, in love with Emily." Sophia said, as if loving Emily was terrible.

"HEYY!!"

"How did that even happen though?" asks Jonny.

"I don't even know." replies Rashel.

"So, did y'all here about Trevor's mystery girl?" Garrick questioned.

"Nah." Denny said, leaning in starting to pay attention to the conversation.

"Yeah, so when we went to the club Trevor brought a girl home if you know what I mean." Garrick continued.

"Who is she?"

"You will never know. Ever." Trevor confirms, taking a seat. "Ya know, it feels nice to actually have more romantic involvement than almost all of you."

"You will never beat Jemily though." Jhaysen said teasingly. Just to prove his point, him and Emily then proceeded to make out in front of us. I don't think that much PDA is good for the eyes.

"Stop it! You're making me miss Sam!" shouts Carlos, covering his eyes. Apparently, he had this girlfriend named Samantha who he met one summer at Disney World. He said they had a magical night at Magic Kingdom. No one could stop laughing at that.

"Carlos, stop acting like Sam exists. We all know you just made her up so you didn't seem so lonely," says Denny.

"Shut up, you're just upset because I'm taken," Carlos replies with more sass than an albatross. Seriously, that is one sassy bird. One time I went to the beach and one almost ate another one for taking its food. Lesson: DO NOT mess with an albatross.

"Bro," replied Denny.

"So how's your room?" Rashel asked Arash.

"Good, it's badass actually. We have a TV that we plugged my Xbox into and the picture is great and yeah it's pretty fun." And then Arash winked, as usual. I swear that guy would flirt with an 80 year old man if the opportunity was given.

"Fabia tip 39," I said cueing someone to start writing, "No inappropriate winking!"

"But Arash betrayed Fabia. Execution time!" Carlos screeched excitedly, you could practically hear his maniacal laugh."

"It makes me sad that Trevor brought home a girl and Shrek has yet to enter my swamp." I said blankly. "Anything else we can talk about?"

"Fandoms, bands, books, Greece, Rome, mythology, tumblr, I dunno."Emily said giving us a broad tour of her thoughts.

"How about the bimbo." Lily said spitefully.

"Again?" Denny groaned.

"I've had enough piping hot bitch for today." Trevor said blankly.

"I heard she was pregnant and got an abortion." Franchesca said as if it was no big deal.

"Pfttttt" Jonny did a spit take "WHAT!?!"

"You sound like totally crazy like totally." Sophia mimicked.

" Well the girl technically killed a baby, an I the only one here that is pitying the poor baby."

"True." Karen said.

"Anywho, do you want to teach me her some Fabia tips?" I said.

"Yes, over lord, teach her the ways of the fabible." Carlos pleaded.

"Why am I friends with you people?" Garrick questions.

"Never doubt Fabians or we will slay you." All the girls said at once.

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After a long day of being a learning sponge, the girls and I retired to bedroom (get it). We all sat around, whether it be at the desk, on a bean bag or on a bed we all just sat and talked. It was one of those moments where you realize that it's what you live for, that your friends are the reason you stay healthy and alive and good and selfless.

[a.n. Hey guys so Britney is gunna be played by Ashley Tisdale, and Dirk is gonna be played by Chuck Bass.This is also stated in an updated version of the casting page.]

-EMILY AND KAREN