Izukus pov
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED LAST NIGHT!!!
Okay wait first we went to the bar and had a couple of drinks then... THEN WHAT!
Ochako: mmmhh...
God that feels good... wait am I even wearing a condom?
Ejiro: Bro I slept with mina!... HOLY SHIT SORRY!!!
then he ran out and every girl woke up
Momo: what happened?
Kyouka: WHY AM I NAKED!
Mirko: Shut up both of you! My head hurts
Ochako: I...I can't move
Me: s-sorry
Ochako: it feels too good!
Kyouka: don't you even think about riding him right now!
Ochako: fine... later though
She got off and we realized just how much I unloaded into them
I got up and grabbed my pants
Mirko: didn't know you were packing that much meat~
Me: Okay... let's get dressed and try to find out what happened-
What's on my left ring finger!
Me: guys check your left hands, please
Momo: is this a ring?
Kyouka: N-No way!
Mirko: well God damn
Ochako: I'm okay with this
Me: d-did we get married? How is that even possible? Polygamous marriage is illegal in Japan
Mirko: okay for now get dressed and maybe find the paperwork
After getting dressed we found out that Mina and Ejiro also came out and had their fun last night too.
After a bit, they helped us look and we did end up finding some documents
Me: okay says here that "Rumi Usagiyama, Ochako Uraraka, Kyouka Jiro, And Momo Yaoyorozu are hereby consensually in a quirk marriage with Izuku Shimura"
Mirko: wait but your parents needed to sign that since you're all underage
Me: besides our signatures and Ejiro and Mina's character witness signatures there are two
Momo: who's?
Me: Toshinori Yagi and Nezu
Ochako: that doesn't make sense how was it approved?
Me: well Toshinori is the number 1 hero and Nezu has a lot of dirt on the world's government, heh he even tried to get me to help him take over the world once
Kyouka: but why? Why would they do that?
Momo: well Mr.Yagi is terrified of Izuku but what about Nezu?
Me: he owed me a favor... AND I USED IT!
Mirko: what having second thoughts?
Me: no just... you have any idea what I had to do for that?
Momo: what?
Me: Sewer monsters, my nose hair burned off, like the amounts of literal shit that I saw and smelled
Ochako: that's enough of that, please!
Mirko: so we're all married... well seeing as how I can barely walk and your like perfect I am okay with this
YOU ARE READING
Izuku Yagi: next God of War
FanfictionIn this story Izuku Yagi is forgotten by his parents and basically tortured by his twin sister and former friends. After running away at the age of 10 he finds an old cabin in the woods. after entering he meets the former Greek God of War Kratos and...
