Izuku Yagi: next God of War

Day at the Mall

Midnight: and that's my proposal!

Izuku: mhm...okay... girls?

Rumi: I'm okay with it

Ochako: no objections here

Momo: not a problem

Kyouka: I don't see a problem

Izuku: Either way, there's one person you need to convince... Eri!

Eri came downstairs with a small book

Eri: yes Papa?

Izuku: what If I told you that you could have another mommy

She looked at Midnight and walked up to her

Eri: if you hurt my papa ill turn you into a nasty old lady

Izuku: thanks snowball, but we don't have to worry about that

Izuku: I guess it's settled, welcome to the family Nemuri

After getting the paperwork in check they went to the mall, mainly because the Summer camp was soon, most of the class came along as well

Shoka: why is Midnight here?

Katsumi: no wait, don't tell Me you married her too

Izuku: yup

Katsumi: SERIOUSLY! YOU GIVE HER A CHANCE BUT NOT US!

Izuku: yup

She and shoka left to a different part of the store probably to cry

Nemuri: why are you so mean to them Izu?

Izuku: well... they broke my heart first

The girls: What!

Izuku: yeah... I had a thing for both of them growing up... but then y'know the rest

Ochako: wait so I was your first girlfriend?

Rumi: what are you talking about? We all got together on the same day

Izuku: actually, I and mochi got together and were going to ask Momo and Violet if they wanted to be a part of it... and mochi your not my first girlfriend

The girls: WHAT!

Izuku: I mean I did lose my virginity to you but, a couple of years ago someone else found our home in the woods and we kinda just clicked

Rumi: what happened?

Izuku: she got possed by an evil spirit and I had to kill her

Kyouka: and that doesn't affect you?

Izuku: that was my first time killing... it took a while for me to get over it, and that's when I learned the spell that I use for Mimir, she was thankful, she was in pain, and... she was planning to leave a while before

Rumi: I forget how much you've suffered sometimes

Izuku: that's okay because I have all of you now!

After a bit of looking around Eri saw the play area and asked to play

Ochako: Eri we still have some stuff to get okay?

Eri: okay mommy

Eri sounded so sad

Izuku: um... I'm done shopping so you guys go ahead, I'll stay with Eri

Eri: really!

Izuku: go, nuts sweetheart,

As Eri went to play Izuku sat down on a bench, when a guy came and sat next to him

???: kids huh? Aren't they just the best

Izuku: yeah... which one is yours?

???: oh I don't have one, and I don't plan to

Izuku: then I recommend you don't watch kids like a perv

Izuku felt a hand go around his neck and before he could react the man spoke

shigaraki: listen, kid, I don't know what you did to stain but I'm going to give you a once in a lifetime offer, join us you'd be unstoppable

Izuku: I don't care, I'm not joining your boy band

Shigaraki: listen something big is coming, and when it does you'll want to be on our side, or maybe you want to see your family turned into a pile of dust

Izuku was about to attack him when he heard Eri behind him

Eri: leave papa alone!

She threw a piece of paper and yelled

Eri: sprengning!

Shigaraki went flying and Izuku rushed to Eri

Izuku: great job snowball!

Izuku was going to atta k Shigaraki when the purple mist returned and took him away

The mall was closed and izuku told the police all he knew

Nemuri: izuku are you sure your okay?

Ochako: yeah and what happened with Eri?

Izuku: oh I'm fine, Eri saved me

Rumi: how?

Izuku: I know you said to wait until she was older so I asked her to age herself up and I taught her some runes

Kyouka stabbed izuku with her Earphone Jack and said

Kyouka: that's not what we meant idiot!

Momo: regardless, you both did a good job. What would you like for dinner?

Izuku: katsudon!

Eri: with Apple pie for dessert!

Ochako: that sounds great!

Rumi: I swear you three think with your stomachs more than anyone else

Nemuri: is that such a bad thing?

Momo: they just have great taste