Peter- Hey Mr.Stark
Tony- That's not my name
Peter- Mr.Tony?
Tony- No, it starts with a d
Peter- Oh crap I'm sorry I forgot about your doctorates Dr.Stark
Tony facepalms- Dad, I want you to call me dad
Peter-oh OH
Peter- I can't find my phone
Tony- I'll call it
Peter- Okay, Wait! No, don't!
You are my dad, you're my dad boogie-woogie
Tony-
Peter- Um well, uh, what is that? Points in the opposite direction
Peter- Jumps out the window
Peter- Bye dad
Shuri- Did you just call Stark dad?
Peter- No I said dude, I said bye dude
Tony- Do you see me as a father figure?
Peter- No I see you as a bother figure cause you're always bothering me
Tony- I believe you
Tony- Son
Tony- I don't have any kids
Peter walking by: Hi dad
Tony- Hey bud
Harley walking by: Sup pops
Tony- Stay out of trouble young man
Nebula walks by: Hello father
Tony- Hey nebs
Vision- Hey Mr.Dad
Loli walks by: Hey mortal father
Tony- No mischeif
Rhodey: Dude
Tony: Okay I see what you mean
YOU ARE READING
Spiderman Oneshots
DiversosA bunch of Field trip one shots. Mostly Gay. Some Trans Peter Will include Parley, spiderfrost, spideychelle, spidey pool, Etc. Warning ⚠️ Violence, Language, Bullying, Homophobia, etc
