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Lol just to say that I updated today (I'm going to try my best to actually get a smut chapter in before twelve am lol) but uh yeah it's dialogue from the best vid made in the entire history of the internet and I added it in the thingy box.

It's all the times Awsten was being sexual basically lol. And my favorite parts (in order so you can read the part lmao)

Otto: NoOoOoo

Awsten: what do I want from you?

Otto: god dang it Awsten..

Awsten: Everything. That armpit

Otto: seriously go away.

Awsten: your inny belly button. I want it....
As a friend

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Otto: so this is what the afterlife looks like.

Awsten; everything still smells like Geoff's fucking feet

Otto: kinda looks like Alabama.

Awsten: weird. So he'll is Alabama. I called it.

Otto: I knew it! III new it!

Awsten: why do they get to come to the afterlife in a herse, and we're in a fucking Honda?

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Geoff: I sunk your battleship bitch.

Awsten: I'll suck your battleship mother fucker

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Awsten: Florida..Geoff's singing system of a down and everyone's sstupid.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awsten: aight imma intellectually kick your ass. Crabs are in the spider family they just uh..*eye roll* adapted and shit in the water. So fuck you i win.

Geoff: it's a fukin craaab!

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Awsten: well guess what mother fucker. I can rruun too!

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Awsten: call me a sexy bitch *points camera to Otto*

*Pause*....*pans to Geoff*

Geoff: sext bitch!

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Awsten: will you be my little mermaid?

Otto: no

Awsten: *Points camera to Otto from a far* you are so beautiful to meeee

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Awsten: Ive thought of at least seven different ways to kill myself using things in the car.

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Awsten: hey Otto how are ya

Otto: bup bup ba da bup

!END!


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