Gay Bois (dsmp)

😠Karen🤦‍♂️ (VelvetFrost)

"We're out of Milk..." muttered Ant, noticing milk wasn't the only thing they were out of.

"I could make some for you." Velvet said, dirty joking.

Ant rolled his eyes and sighed as Velvet laughed. He didn't want to go to the store but he knew that he had to. He grabbed a pen and paper and wrote down what they needed to get. Milk, eggs, bread... Velvet realized what Ant was doing and asked to go with him.

"No, I've got it. You can stay here." Ant replied.

"I have some stuff I need to get anyway. And maybe if we get done fast we could grab lunch on the way home." Velvet said.

"Fine. Come on, let's go." Ant said, grabbing his keys, velvet following behind him.

Velvet and Ant drove to the store and walked inside. The store had been renovated and was now WAY bigger than before. Big enough to get lost in. They held hands, partly so they wouldn't get lost, partly because they liked to hold hands. They had gotten the eggs, bread, and Velvets stuff. The only thing they needed now was the milk. When they were in the isle, looking for the right brand of milk, a woman came over and tapped Ant on the shoulder, startling him a little.

"Gah! Oh, hi. Can I help y-" Ant started before he was cut off by the woman.

"Yes you can help me!" Replied the woman in a high-pitched, angry voice.

At this point, Velvet had turned around to see what was going on.

"With what?" Velvet asked, tilting his head.

"With- With THAT!" The woman said, gesturing at them holding hands.

"Um, I don't know if-" Ant started before he was cut off by the woman again.

"I have CHILDREN in the store with me! You are pushing that GAY agenda on our kids! How DARE you!" She yelled, gesturing at some kids behind her.

Velvet realized they were dealing with a Karen and decided to mess with her. He tilted his head and put on a confused face.

"Those are your kids? Oh wait! I can see the resemblance now! You and your kids both look like you escaped the zoo and some poor zookeeper is getting fired for letting the gorillas loose in the supermarket." Velvet said, enjoying messing with her.

Ant stared at Velvet in awe, and the woman stared at velvet like she wanted to strangle him.

"how DARE you! do you know who I AM?" She yelled again.

"Stupid?" Ant said, joining in with Velvet.

Velvet suppressed a laugh.

"IF YOU DONT LEAVE THE SUPERMARKET IM CALLING THE COPS!" The Karen yelled.

"For what?" Asked Velvet.

"FOR THIS! FOR SUPPORTING SATANISM! YOU'RE TRYING TO SUMMON SATAN!" She yelled.

"With a gallon of milk?" Ant said, holding up the milk they chose.

Velvet snickered a little.

"IM CALLING THE COPS!" said the Karen, getting her phone out.

"Okay good luck with that. Have a nice day, ma'am. Or don't. I don't really care. Come on Ant, lets go." Said Velvet, holding Ant's hand and heading to checkout, leaving the screaming Karen and her children behind.

They checked out, and on the way home, went through a fast food restaurant. Velvet got a little extra treat for him and Ant. He handed Ant some ice cream and drove home with ice cream in one hand and the steering wheel in another. By the time they arrived, the ice cream was gone. They ate the food they ordered for lunch, and went upstairs. Ant started playing video games but noticed Velvet seemed sad and paused his game.

"What's wrong?" He asked, worried.

"I'm just a little upset about today..." Velvet replied, looking down.

Ant came over and cuddled him.

"Don't be. It wasn't your fault. She was just stupid." Ant said.

They paused, enjoying the cuddles and lost in their own thoughts.

"And she did kind of look like a gorilla." Ant added.

He and Velvet laughed.