Kiss my ass!
Not until you shave it.
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Nice tan. Orange is my favorite color.
Mine's brown. That's why I love your teeth.
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Is that your face? Or did your neck just throw up?
Couldn't help it. One look at you and I started to vomit.
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The 80s called. They want their haircut back.
The 1880s called, too. They want their joke back.
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If I wanted to hear from an ass, I'd fart!
Go ahead, it's gotta smell better than your breath
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