1. Man: Hey baby,How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
2. Man: Hey baby, What's your sign?
Woman: Do Not Enter.
3. Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too of you sit down.
4. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: but would you stay there?
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