I'd slap you, but I don't want to get slut on my hand.
Why not? You already have it all over your outfit
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You have something on your chin. No, the third one down.
Why don't you wipe it off for me and put it in one of those bags under your eyes?
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Do your hear that? It's the sound of no one caring.
I didn't quite catch it. All I heard was the sound of an ass wipe talking
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I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
I don't doubt it. You're definitely a loser
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Does that shirt come with a dimmer switch?
Does your mouth come with a mute button?
YOU ARE READING
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