Dickhead: Hey jerk, How's you're cousin after last nights session?HAHAHA.
Guy: She's fine. How's your sister after I wrecked her and your mum last night in a threesome?
Dickhead: Say it again!
Guy: How's your sister after I wrecked her and your mum last night in a threesome?
Dickhead: You asshole, I'm gonna make you eat those words!
Guy: What like how I ate your sister out last night?
Dickhead: You suck!
Guy: Just how your mum sucked me off last night?
Dickhead: My dad was at home you do know so it can't have happened.
Guy: You're dad was at work. Oh and tell your mum that I left some money for her in the bedside table and that she should call me if she wants another mouthful.
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