Drunk

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Cop pulls over a man

"Sir I'd like you to take this breathalyzer test"

Man: " I cant, i have asthma i might have an attack "

Cop: " then i need to take a blood sample "

Man: " No sir, im a hemophiliac, i might bleed to death "

Cop: " Ok, ill need a pee sample "

Man: " I can't do that either officer, im a diabetic, i might get low blood sugar "

Cop: " Fine, just walk this line "

Man: " I cant "

Cop: " Why? "

Man: " Cause im drunk "

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