Anime one-shots

Kenma Kozume

Anime: Haikyuu

I'm making ur Username just @ Nobody (U ofc can change it) cos Y/n is like callahan, if you don't know who that is they're a faceless and voiceless streamer. Y/n in this uses She/they pronouns so I will be using both.

Don't ask me how's she's famous when she doesn't speak.

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[Gamer Reader] [Streamers] [Online Crush]

Kenma's POV

I played with Kuroo on minecraft, Kuroo was streaming because he's doing a 3 hour building stream and I just wanted to be on his stream. I see @ Nobody join the realm and I type in the minecraft chat because that's the only way they speak.

K3nmaK02um3 - Wassup Nobody. R u streaming?

Nobody - Yesirrr

K3nmaK02um3 - HIII NOBODY'S TWITCH CHAT

KuroosKoolaid - HIIIII

Nobody - They said hi

Nobody - Someone said say ara ara... 🧍Should I do it

K3nmaK02um3 - 0_0 I mean you can if you want

Nobody - might wanna open my stream ima do it

I quickly go to twitch and turn on her stream. "You think she's actually gonna do it?" Kuroo asked. "I don't know." Right when we said that we heard "Ara Ara." With the most silky and smooth voice ever. Kuroo and I started fanboying.

K3nmaK02um3 - YOUR VOICE IS SO HOT

KuroosKoolaid - MY CHAT IS FREAKING OUT

Nobody - HAHAHAHAHAHA TY TY

K3nmaK02um3 - I'm simping.

Nobody - Like you didn't simp for me before you heard my voice.

KuroosKoolaid - They got you there

KuroosKoolaid - He's always talking about how much he wants to see you

Nobody - Oh really :p

Kenma2Kozume - SHUT UP KUROO

KuroosKoolaid - I'M GONNA DIE RUH ROH

Nobody - RUN KUROO RUN

KuroosKoolaid - Oh shit he's actually in my house

Nobody - Rest in pieces Kuroo it's almost like I can still hear you voice 🕊 🪦

Nobody - And your hyena laugh.

Nobody - Oh shit are you actually dead now

Nobody - KENMA NOOOOO

Nobody - Okay now I'm bored.

Nobody - ANSWER ME AND I'LL SPEAK AGAIN

KuroosKoolaid - Shi- fr?

Nobody - I'm gonna go cry now

KuroosKoolaid - This is Kenma btw

Nobody - Rip Kuroo 2022 Fly high

KuroosKoolaid - Don't pity the secret spilling man

I laughed as Kuroo was still groaning in pain on the floor. Then him and I suddenly froze when we heard. "I'm hear to talk to you about your cars extended warranty... and Kuroo, get the fuck off the ground." Nobody whispered into the mic. Kuroo and I looked at each other and back at the screen. "DOITAGAINDOITAGAINDOITAGAINDOITAGAIN." Kuroo and I spoke into the mic but it just sounded like a jumbled mess. We heard her laugh and we both fell backwards, swooning. "You know I can see you on Kuroo's stream?"

"WHY ARE YOU TALKING SO MUCH AHHHHH THIS FEELS ILLEGAL." I yelled as Kuroo's face was on the ground, kicking his feet and punching the ground.

Nobody - It just felt right

Nobody - I'm also never ever doing that again.

"That's not nice. Well I'm going back to my house." I said and walked out of Kuroos house and went to mine.

Nobody - Imagine living by your friends :(

Nobody - I'm such a loner

K3nmaK02um3 - You can put your minecraft bed next to mine 👉👈

Nobody - Really? 🥹

K3nmaK02um3 - Yeah 🥹

Nobody - Thank you it means a lot T.T

KuroosKoolaid - I'm lonely too 🥺

K3nmaK02um3 - Shut up Kuroo

KuroosKoolaid - WHAT DID I DO T0T

Nobody - You're Kuroo

KuroosKoolaid - 😐

K3nmaK02um3 - N E WAYS Nobody you wanna ditch Kuroo and go in a discord call... so I can hear your beautiful beautiful voice :D

Nobody - Yea just lemme end my stream

KuroosKoolaid - That's not nice. smh

Nobody - Sucks to suck

Nobody and I left the realm and I called her on discord. She joined a few moments later. "Hey Nobody." I said, you could practically hear my smile. "Hi." She said in a new found shy voice. "Don't get shy on me now, what happened to confident Nobody?" I asked and she laughed making my heart melt. "It's weird when you call me Nobody as my name... call me Y/n." I smiled and laughed. "Really? What's next, face reveal?" I joked. "I meeeaaannn if you waannnt." She said in a giddy tone.

"What?! No it's fine you don't have t-" I was cut off by her face showing on my screen. Her face went red and she screamed turning off her camera a few seconds later. It was silent for a second until she ended it. "Say somethinggggg." She whined. "You're gorgeous."