Wakey, wakey, Upper East Siders. Spring break is done, and I'm starved for the dish. Were you sunning in Capri or sinning in Croatia? Give me the deets. And has anyone spotted our Ex-Queen B.? Where does the dethroned royalty Vacation these days?
After a relaxing Spring Break after the whole school found out about Blair's love life Alexa, Blair and Serena walk to school
Blair stops walking
"B, what are you doing?" Serena asks
"Giving homeschooling some serious consideration," Blair says
Alexa sighs "Look, I know you think everyone's still talking about you, but your 3-week-old-scandal is ancient news. Did you even hear the dirt that happened
"Who should I hear it from? Dorota?" Blair says
"Well, after much-concerted effort, Alyssa finally made it into Brody Jenner's cell phone" Serena states
"Ugh" Blair makes a gross face
"and Kati's dad moved her entire family back to Israel" Serena adds
Alexa looks at Serena "and Constance's favorite golden girl Serena Van Der Woodsen. Moved in with Chuck Bass."
Serena laughs
"Yeah. So you're thinking is the whole thing could have blown over by now?" Blair says while taking off her sunglasses
"That, too" Alexa points at her scarf
Blair takes off her scarf and the three girls walk up the steps to school
Don't worry, B The French revolution had cake. The American revolution had tea. But looks like the overthrow of Blair Waldorf,
As they walked up, Jenny threw yogurt on Blair's head
Well... Who said you need a silver spoon to dole out just desserts?
Serena and Alexa helped the girl clean her hair and sat on the met steps
"Ok, I know this is hard for you B But you can't let them beat you. You're Blair Waldorf, remember?" Alexa states
"Right. These are my steps, and I'm not gonna relinquish them without a fight, though it would be helpful maybe there was one more person in our crowd." Blair says
"Only old people and children and.." Blair's eyes look in front of her. "Ugh, there's Chuck and a blond mini-Chuck."
"He's trying to torture me," Serena says
Blair looks over to Jenny and the girls "Does little J. actually think she's anything but their lackey?"
"They're taking her out to dinner for her birthday tomorrow night," Serena tells Blair
"Table service at Socialista" Alexa adds
"So Jenny Humphrey is officially being inscribed on the A-list. Wait. How do you two know this?" Blair asks
"Because they invited us, But we said no out of deference to you," Alexa says
"I just thought I could have dinner with her and Dan and the whole family," Serena adds
Blair looks at Serena "How do you manage to get out of everything unscathed?"
Serena smiles "Because I'm nice. You should try it sometime. Come on. Um, compliment me. Tell me my hair looks beautiful.
Blair looks at her hair "But your hair looks disgusting."
"Yeah S, did you even shower?"Alexa asks
Serena laughs "Alexa you are not helping and B, I say this out of love, but you're being a bitch Which got dairy in your hair in the first place, okay? Be nice and neutral, and things will swing back to normal."
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new person, same mistakes
Teen FictionNYC #1 it girl, Alexa Solano, may seem to have it all on the outside: Money, Love, Happiness, but in reality, it's not true. While grateful for the wealth she was born with it's the reason why she's so dead inside.
