The Warfstache of DOOM (Script)

Prologue: My cousin's a monster!?

(We open to two teen girls walking through a dark cave. How they'd got there? No one know exactly, but they were in for a little adventure. When exploring said cave, the girls accidentally stumble upon a secret area that opens up after one of them steps on a strange purple stone. It glowed and the walls of the cave began to open leaving the girls speechless as they entered to explore more. Under the glow of a mysterious spotlight stood a strange purple stick-on mustache on a totem. One of the girls, out of curiosity, grabs the stache from the totem. The totem began to shake as they both thought it was going to be an Indiana Jones type situation, the quake suddenly stops. That's when the younger teen gets the idea to put on the strange stache. The other girl, who seemed to be her cousin didn't think that was a good idea, but it was too late. She slapped the stache onto her face, and she began to change. The stache had some sort of evil power that transformed her into a huge, rampaging monster. The walls of the cave began to crumble above them as she grew, and her cousin had to swerve herself out of the way to avoid being crushed by not only the giant boulders falling from the ceiling of the cave, but also by the giant monstrosity she now called her cousin.)

[Enter both teens]

Bea: Girl where the heck are we? Aunt Nia said not to go too far, and this looks like we've gone wayyyyy too far from the house!

Anonymu: Stop worrying so much Bea. It's not that big of a deal. We'll just explore for a bit, then head right back, promise.

Bea: Whatever.

[Anonymu steps on a stone and hears a click]

Anonymu: What. the heck. was that!?

Bea: ...Huh!? Anonymu, look!

[Strange wall opens]

Anonymu: It's a secret area, Bea! Let's go inside and check it out!?

Bea: I don't think that's such a gr... [Before she could finish, Anonymu was already inside the area heading down to this strange glow.] Never mind!

[Enters cave]

Anonymu: Hey Bea, look at that.

Bea: What the heck is a glue on mustache doing in a freaking cave!?

Anonymu: I don't know, but... it's your favorite colorrrrrr.

Bea: Whatever.

Anonymu: [lightly chuckles]

[grabs the stache from the totem]

Bea: What are you...!?

Anonymu: Relaxxx, Bea. Nothing's gonna happ...

[totem begins to quake]

Bea: Nothing's gonna happen you say!

Anonymu: I-I-I'm sorry Bea! I don't mean to be so stupid, it's just who I am! Now we're gonna dieeeeeee!

Bea: No we're not, if we take cover somewhere!

[Shaking stops]

Anonymu: Huh!?

Bea: It stopped. That's great, now we can get the heck outta he... [Anonymu begins putting the stache on her face but Bea slaps it from her hand] Stop that! Are you insane!?

Anonymu: What...? I'm curious, and this thing seems to be calling out to me...

Bea: You don't know what that thing will do to you. We don't know what kind of power that thing is capable of.

Anonymu: What power could a stick-on mustache possibly have?

Bea: I don't know... what if it turns your hair gre...

(Before Bea could even choke up another word, Anonymu slaps the stache on her face.)

Bea: NOOOOOOOO...!

Anonymu: Huh...?

(Anonymu begins to change, transforming into a huge lavender colored beast, with the strange purple stache hanging above her upper lip. She then comes charging towards Bea who quickly leaps out of the way behind a huge stone before Anonymu charges through the wall wreaking havoc to the outside.)

Bea: Oh my gosh! Anonymu... What have you done? More importantly What is my aunt gonna think when she finds out about this...?

(Enter Markiplier and Tiny box Tim.)

Tim: Look... we're here Mark!

Mark: Good... now let's get in there, grab the stache, and go...

Tim: How can you be so sure Darkiplier hasn't gotten to it first...?

Mark: Let's hope not... or we'd all be doomed...

(Mark and his little biscuit trace the steps of the two teens from before. Upon entering the cave where the stache should be located, they didn't find it. Instead they found the wall completely bashed through and the room entirely destroyed. )

Tim: Oh-no...

Mark: Looks like we're too late... the stache is gone.

Tim: The thing I don't understand is... how? How did Darkiplier get to it before we did?

Bea: That's because he didn't...

Mark: Who's there!? Show yourself!

(The girl emerges from within the darkness of the cave revealing herself to the adventurer.)

Tim: Wait! What did you just say...?

Bea: This... Darkiplier character you speak of... he didn't take the stache...

Tim: Well... then who did take it?

Bea: You guys might wanna take a seat for this one... it's gonna be a lot!

(The girl tells them what had happened in the minutes before their arrival. Meanwhile, Darkiplier is searching for the very object that Mark and tiny box Tim had supposedly "lost.")

Dark: Hmm... It would appear those two Imbeciles have found what I was looking for. (Chuckles lightly) Fools! You lead me right to it.

(The girl just finishes her story. Mark and Tiny box Tim listened to it all to the end.)

Mark: So... You mean to tell me that your cousin put on the stache, transforming into a rampaging monster who's wreaking havoc right now as we speak?

Bea: Mm hmm!

Mark: And she took the stache with her?

Bea: Yep!

Mark: That's bull...!

Bea: You don't have to believe me. Just know that whatever power that weird stache has is dangerous, and we need to stop it.

Tim: She's right, Mark. If the stache gets into the wrong hands, it could be the end of the world.

(Mark thinks silently for a minute, then agrees to help the girl catch the monster and put an end to her rampage.)

Mark: Alright, we'll help you, but... It'll cost you.

Bea: It's whatever you want, just please... Help me get my cousin back!?

Mark: All I want is for you to help me put a stop to the curse held by that stache. We just need to track down your cousin, and destroy the stache so it can't do anymore harm.

Bea: Luckily I know which way she went.

Mark: Lead the way.

(The girl leads both Mark and Tiny box Tim out of the cave through the huge  gaping hole that was created by the monster. They were unaware that Darkiplier was listening to their conversation in the distance of the cave. He knew their plan, and was determined to stop it.)

Dark: So... That girl's cousin has the stache!? I need to find her, and get it back before they do. I can't let it be destroyed. There's too much power that I can't let go to waste.

(With that Darkiplier leaves the cave, following silently behind the group. Determined to get the Darkstache, and obtain his full power.)

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