Me: Hello everyone! To celebrate this long-awaited climax, let's have a silly conversation with a dead Pokémon! *Rather aggressively yanks a standing microphone closer as spotlights swivel aimlessly across the stage* Introducing the luxio that no one has really liked before, give a hand, or paw, or hoof, or- give it up for Lobo!
Lobo: growls - Ugh. Hello. -
Me: HOW ARE YOU TODAY? *Swings the microphone downwards and it swishes through his ghostly form*
Lobo: eye twitch - I'm immensely irritated. -
Me: Great! I see you're not cuckoo wacan berries anymore, and it seems you're talking weirdly. Talking differently than me, anyways! Care to explain to our viewers?
Lobo: - I'm dead. This is telepathy, and I guess my sanity was restored from getting this spirit form...? I dunno. This is strange. - ~_~
Xatu: *Spawns randomly*Ahem. Insanity cannot be dragged into the afterlife. A victim of a cranial or instinctual malfunction, or any sort of mental or physical damage, is restored upon attaining their spirit form.
Me: ...You were nOT INVITED XATU! *Kicks him down a garbage chute*
Lobo: - Anyways, yeah. That's why. I guess. - shrugs
Me: WOW, WHAT AN INSIGHT! *Boring silence* You gonna do something?
Lobo: - No. -
Me: Why not? Aren't you excited for ghost pranks and stuff? That's what I want! Don't you consider MY FEELINGS in all of this?! D:
Lobo: - I am dead, not a zorua. Selfish snivy. -
Me: You could take a lesson or two from one! *Cracks knuckles*
Star: I'M READY FOR SURGERY. *Pulls out toy doctor tools*
Lobo: scoffs - Please. I'm not letting that thing come anywhere near- -
Star: HYAAAAH! *Uses mad dark-type skills to grasp tightly onto his ghostly back*
Lobo: - Ahh! Get it off me! GEEETTT ITTT OFFFF! -
Star: *Chops a darkness-cloaked toy saw through his neck, cutting his head clean off*
Lobo: - OOOkkaayyyy, where did meh body go? I'm dIIIZZzzyy. - x_X
Star: *Picks up the head* FANG, CATCH! *Chucks it*
Lobo: - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! -
Fang: WOOOO! *Catches it in his maw, slobbering everywhere*
Lobo: - THIS IS DISGUSTING. SHADOWWWW! -
Fang: *Spits the head out and kicks him towards Star*
Me: Mm, this is very entertaining to watch, but I think we've tortured him enough. ^^ *Snaps snivy fingers*
Lobo: - I HATE YOU. - poof
Fang: Aw. Where did he go? Q.Q
Me: Somewhere to un-decapitate himself and regenerate. :3
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Thunder and Ice (Jolteon x Glaceon) {Pokemon}
FanfictionSugarcane Forest. It's home to a timid, self-conscious Glaceon, a manipulative Luxray, and a quirky Jolteon that's new to these trees. After moving, Thunder never expected such horrific chaos-or to be engulfed right into it. Now turmoil ensues and T...
