Patricks book on how to open things the best way

How to open boxes

This has been proven to be diffucult skill to master but with practice makes perfect.

Step one: approuch box

Step two :bend over

Step three scenario one:reach down and pull flaps box opened congrats you opened it

Step three scenario 2:Pick tape and yank and tape is no longer there

step 5 if needed reach for flap pull up and box is open

man i wish i could i could remember my first time opening a box wait do i even own a box?